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Free ThoughtCrime America
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Amerika Rooles! Sadly it's only humor. But someday, baby, someday!
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The_Tom
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Every so often the Onion produces a masterwork, with results varying from global affirmation that it was indeed possible to joke about September 11 to the introduction of concepts like "vowel deployment" to the vernacular of the everyday Westerner.

Today is one of those days.

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do we really need a UN Resolution for that?
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Ritten
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To hell with the UN... Just make all the other countries states and be done with it.....
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right on! lets start with Canada!
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Nim
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We'll just hit the yanks back, always during the airing time of "West Wing". See, they can't focus then. Magic hour!

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Free ThoughtCrime America
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Any airing of "Friends" will do quite nicely as well. Plus, it's on about fifty times a day.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nimpim:
We'll just hit the yanks back, always during the airing time of "West Wing". See, they can't focus then. Magic hour!
but with what will you hit? a bottle of a your hideous, hideous beer?
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right on! lets start with Canada!
We're not scared, most of you don't even know where we are.

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Da_bang80
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They'd probably give up and go home after 3 days without American football or baseball. not to mention beer and nachos.

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The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

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Sol System
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I was not aware that Sweden had much of a beer reputation one way or the other.
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quote:
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I was not aware that Sweden had much of a beer reputation one way or the other.
i've had swedish beer, and it was bad. i forget the brand name. something that wasn't in American, if you can imagine such a thing.
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quote:
Originally posted by Grokca:
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right on! lets start with Canada!
We're not scared, most of you don't even know where we are.
just as an aside, apparently a large percentage of New Zealand children cannot locate New Zealand on a world map.
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Ritten
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I will lead the charge.... Make those dang people over there stop about the 35 to 40% lower American tourist rate.... The St. Clair Parks lost a lot of money...

Now, if those parks were American anyway, then they wouldn't have lost nearly as much money....

But we should wait on annexing them till after they have made mary jane legal....

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....
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Grokca
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quote:
just as an aside, apparently a large percentage of New Zealand children cannot locate New Zealand on a world map.

Well at NZ = 270,534 sq km
USA = 9,629,047 sq km

Or 36 times the size of NZ then the Americans should be able to find it more easily.

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