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Every so often the Onion produces a masterwork, with results varying from global affirmation that it was indeed possible to joke about September 11 to the introduction of concepts like "vowel deployment" to the vernacular of the everyday Westerner.
Today is one of those days.
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EdipisReks
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do we really need a UN Resolution for that?
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Any airing of "Friends" will do quite nicely as well. Plus, it's on about fifty times a day.
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EdipisReks
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quote:Originally posted by Nimpim: We'll just hit the yanks back, always during the airing time of "West Wing". See, they can't focus then. Magic hour!
but with what will you hit? a bottle of a your hideous, hideous beer?
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Da_bang80
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They'd probably give up and go home after 3 days without American football or baseball. not to mention beer and nachos.
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I will lead the charge.... Make those dang people over there stop about the 35 to 40% lower American tourist rate.... The St. Clair Parks lost a lot of money...
Now, if those parks were American anyway, then they wouldn't have lost nearly as much money....
But we should wait on annexing them till after they have made mary jane legal....
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