Shik
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I'm at the library. There's this incredibly gorgeous Asian woman sitting 2� meters in front of me at the 11:30 position. I want to go over to her & introduce myself & end up ravaging her. But I can't. :::sighs::: Oh well.
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I am all a-buzz with confusion. Where is the happiness and the good-natured ribbing?
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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Heh..no, she wasn't UM. That's downstairs.
She left. I went after her. And I still pussied out because I lost her in a mass of college students. Oh, well. I never "go after" women anyway. Never know what to say. (And to preempt UM, no, "Would you like some candy?" doesn't work above age 15.)
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EdipisReks
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"would you like some candy?" works with everybody, if you have a gun with you when you ask.
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and Magnus, nobody made any undue claims about you. and Maggie old goat, you never answered my question as to why you were sad that you were flying.
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Shik, just keep trying, eventually you'll screw it up a few times, but after you give it a bit of practice you'll get it....
You can't be afraid of rejection, which is the biggest stumbling block, after that it is all good...
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"The 11:30 position?" What, so she was sitting ahead and slightly to the left of you, and also directly behind you? Mmm. . . Asian twins. . . Well, there must be something about them given the amount of spam I seem to get regarding such things.
Oh, wait, you say she was 2� metres in front, so that rules that out. So unless "the 11:30 position" is some kind of contortive sexual signal (in which case you totally misread her signals, and should have hurried to catch up). . .
It would of course be tasteless of me to ask if instead you mean she was joining the other kids in line for their 11:30 glass of milk.
So, what? You're just being very exact about where she was in relation to you? 'Cause, bad luck dude, if she'd been at 09:30 or even 10:00, you'd totally have scored. 8)
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Everywhere I go, I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I go off to school, and it's beautiful women in my classes, in the hallways, walking outside, studying in the library, and doing girly things that both excite and perplex me. I go off to work and have to deal with five beautiful women (2 with serious boyfriends, 2 married, and 1 with a semi-serious boyfriend). I go home, and there are beautiful women in my apartment complex. I go out shopping, walking, jogging, cruising, eating, stalking, and it's nothing but beautiful women here, there, and everywhere.
And it's always "looky no touchy." Damn.
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