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pimps dont need penises (peni? penae?).. they sell the girls to the guys with penae, they let other guys penis the girls, then slap the girls til they get their part of the money. in some situations, you can take that statement and replace 'girls' with 'midgets' (as i assume would happen in the Siegfried Universe�™)
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Hey, leave the midgets and the Siegiverse out this. But a large penis is needed for pimping so that the PimpDaddy can get the respect he needs from his associates and employees.
Regardless of my extracurricular activites, I'm still stuck with the problem of being unable to approach women with the prospect of engaging in romantic overtures. I think I'm just going to subscribe to a dating service of place a personal ad in the newspaper.
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Just remember, you set yourself up for them...
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