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Aban Rune
Former ascended being
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Joy of joys. He's going to be in South Bend today speaking at Notre Dame about something or another. I have no comments on the political implications, only on the fact that, no matter how hard I try, I know this is going to mess up my drive home.

Going one way takes me right past the airport, going the other takes me darn close to Notre Dame.

My Friday will be ruined...

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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He still hasn't gotten home...
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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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I say we organize a search party for Aban Rune. We need him here; someone has to help fulfill the sexy quota.

We'll split into teams.

Team A will consist of myself, Omega, Topher, LOA, Sol System, and TSN. Team A will search the path that runs closest to Notre Dame University.

Team B will consist of Balaam Xumucane, Cartman, Charles Capps, Matrix, and TSN. Team B will search the path that runs farthest from Notre Dame University.

Team C will consist of PsyLiam, MalnurturedSnay, Lee, Krenim, AndrewR, and TSN. Team C will go to Australia and try to unlock the secret of the Holy Curry.

Nim, Vice-Admiral Micheal T. Colorge, Saltah'na, and TSN will stay here and guard Flare from the inevitable flame war from TrekBBS.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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And what about me?
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Siegfried
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You are everything and everywhere. You'll also be coordinating all the teams in the Command Operations Center. As well as guarding Flare from a flame war. And helping out Teams A, B, and C.
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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Oh, and you'll be making the teams' packed lunches too.

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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We're going to be hungry then, aren't we?

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
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What is my role in this jackassery?

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Aban Rune
Former ascended being
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Pheeew!! 5 days later, I finally made it home...

Actually, the headache was minimal. The only detour I had to take was actually on the way back from lunch because he stopped at the friggin' Marriott that's like 3 blocks from where I worked. He needed to freshen up or something. Because Airforce 1 doesn't have comfortable enough facilities?

Anyway. Crisis averted.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Well, duh. The Marriott chain's complimentary one-use shoe-shine sponges are far superior.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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We've locked ourselves into the moderator's corner.
The Cybernanny In The Water took Michael.
TSN used common sense against the "DS9 Online Petition"-clerics, and was lost.

The TrekBBS horde is crazed and reckless, but they are different than any I've ever seen before. They can travel during daylight, though they seem to hate it.
There's a method to their madne-WAIT! I can hear them talking through the door.
It's hard to fathom their debased form of Black Leet, but it sounds like "ch3353!"
Chess? Cheese? Are they going to break the door with cheese?
*scaly, bulbous foot wedges in through door-crack* They have an admin!

We cannot get out.
Their kitbashes are oozing in through the cracks, defiling our last water supply.
We cannot get out.
Mice, mice, clicking in the deep. They've found old man Capps' secret "Defiant Deck-By-Deck Schematix" folder. A legion of pants, dropping as one.

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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Nim, you're the greatest! [Big Grin]
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WizArtist II
"How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock? "
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Dang it....REDSHIRT crewman again....

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There are 10 types of people in the world...those that understand Binary and those that don't.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Bit plagiaristic, though. The Hierarchy does not approve.
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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That was the Spam Wars. The TrekBBS chronicles are a different adventure.
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