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The First One
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I'm sure you all remember my company's web page:

Russell Jones & Walker

Now, I'm delighted to offer you a sneak preview of my own version:

Russell Jones & Walker - The Next Generation

But in fact this will be the only chance you get to see it, because it's not going to be used. Despite being (I'm assured by everyone) at least marginally better than what we've got at the moment.

Instead, it's been rejected (without telling me as such, naturally) in favour of something the IT Director can actually take credit for, namely getting quotes from companies to do it. Like he's been doing for the past year. And doing nothing else about it.

Enjoy.

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Jeff Raven
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Ooooohhh....much better, Lee...That's a pretty big margin if you ask me

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student


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Sol System
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Idiots!

Nice work.

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Montgomery
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*tears microchips out of computer's motherboard in hope of causing it great, agonising pain*

Well, I finally got to see it. You're right, it does look better.

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The First One
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I'm very proud of it. I don't claim to be brilliant at web design, and it took me a lot of work.

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Chiun: "No! I am BETTER than that!"

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Have you thought of sueing for breach of promise
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Curry Monster
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It's excellent. Forget the pork chops, at least you know you can do it.

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Jubilee
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*FUME*

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Jubilee
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And while i'm at it...

*Cracks Lee over the head with The Board With A Nail In IT (tm)*

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

11 days till the dreams become reality...


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The First One
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*sigh* We've been over this before. . .

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Sol System
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*scratches head*

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The First One
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Oh, it gets better. Everyone's Internet Explorer defaults to our developmental Intranet page. But today the same twat who's been causing the gruef comes rushing in and announces they shouldn't have access ot the Intranet yet. He wants us to go round and stop everyone's IE pointing to the page. Bugger that, we think, and replace the whole caboodle with a single "Under Construction" page I whipped up using MY design concept.

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Remo Williams: "Chiun, you're amazing!"
Chiun: "No! I am BETTER than that!"

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Kosh
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I'm no expert, but that is so much better then what they had.

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Bernd
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Even if they insist on keeping the lavender bathroom perfume color or whatever it is supposed to represent, it could be modified by decreasing the saturation in HLS or taking away some red and blue. Screen colors are often much more obtrusive than the matching print colors. Anyway, your design and color is much better, in fact it looks professional in contrast to the old one. Professional, this is what a law office is supposed to look like in the first place, isn't it?

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The First One
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Yes, well, if you mention the word 'professional' to this lot they'll look blank and ask what TV shows about a branch of governmenty called CI5 have to do with anything. . . 8)

The blue/gray on my page is the best representation I can get of the blues and grays they use onleaflets and stationery. Only not as crap.


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