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Bishop
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Who do you think is the best Intelligence/security agency around(now)?
Mine would of been the KGB or the Mossad but the KGB is gone,now it is the FIS(only bits and peices through)
so I would say the Mossad.

Of course you might say the CIA but the CIA places too much effort in SIGINT(Sattiletes) not HUMINT(People on the ground) resorces, which limits the validity of the data
ie. sattiletes say Syria are not moving troops when in reality Syria is moving troops to attack Isreal(again)but there doing so when the sat's are not in the sky theresore they won't know until the attack comes, if you had HUMINT you might of found that out.

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My favorite intelligence agency is the one that plays music on its secret numbers station...I can't remember which one...it might be the UK's.

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Sol System
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The best intelligence agency? Clearly, those hard hitting and brave souls over at MTV's 1515. Did you know that even though the two have various lawsuits going at the moment, the members of the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync really think that it's "all cool and stuff"? Now that's information gathering!

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Sol System
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By the way, welcome to the board, Bishop. We aren't always so irreverent around here, but in my case it's been a long month.

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Dane Simri
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Proposition: As an intelligence agency gets more proficient, fewer of its activities are publicly known.

Conclusion: The very best intelligence agency would be the one whose activities are completely unknown to the public.

Further Conclusion: This discussion is therefore moot, since we are all presumably members of the aforementioned public. Forgive me if this is a poor assumption.

(Welcome, Bishop! I'll borrow Sol's excuse for my behavior above. Nice to have you aboard!)

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First of Two
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Well, there's always the NSA, GID, and CAD groups.

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Baloo
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I think Dane's theory holds merit. If an intelligence agency is truly effective, the general public would be completely unaware of its activities. Furthermore, if any of its activities attracted public notice, I presume there would be some sort of cover story that would either shift the blame on another intelligence agency. Even if they deny any involvement, I assume it's standard procedure to deny culpability in any such case, so they'd still get the blame even if innocent.

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The Komitat Gosudarstvenoi Besopasnosti (KGB) has evolved into the more manageable and modern
Federalnaia Sluzhba Besopasnosti (FSB).

I don't know what happened to the leftovers of the east-german STASI, but most believe it isn't anything nice.

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First of Two
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There's supposed to be a US intelligence agency that's even higher up than the FBI, CIA, OR NSA, but I forget what it's called (that's my story, anyway). Another three-letter thing.

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Aethelwer
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AT&T? Well, yes, that does have a non-alphanumeric character too, but...

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Kosh
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I think it's GOT!!! (Guys On Top)

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Dane Simri
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Could it be your first, last, and only line of defense, the MIB?

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First of Two
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Actually, I think there's a G and an I in there somewhere, like GID or GIB.

I dunno. My clearance only goes so high.
I've had association with the CAD, though.

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Fabrux
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The ranking of intelligence agencys, according to my knowledgable friend, is:

KGB
INTERPOL
CSIS
CIA

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Fabrux
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(I posted my first comment before reading everything - it was time for supper)

I didn't know about CSIS until my friend told me about it...

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