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Hobbes
 Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat 
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1204/blacklist.html

I could barely stop laughing reading this. I still find it amazing that there are people who believe this shit.

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I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Landoverbaptist.org is sly and sardonic.
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Fabrux
Epic Member
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And an ad for a WWJD thong at the bottom of the page. Cute.

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I haul cardboard and cardboard accessories

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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Holy, heavens!! It's ulTRA magNUS back from teh death. And he's carrying the matrix of leadership in his metal jowls.

I've always admired the "Accept Christ and get a free PlayStation 2" myself.

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Harry
Stormwind City Guard
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It's been 2004 years since the guy died. Get the fuck over it already. He aint't coming back, and he CERTAINLY won't save any of those assholes.

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Titan Fleet Yards | Memory Alpha

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Fabrux
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He'll be here in 2443!

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I haul cardboard and cardboard accessories

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Landoverbaptist.org is sly and sardonic.
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Mikey T
Driven
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Haha... I hope that they wake up one day with an iPod shoved up their ass... wait that isn't very Catholic now is it?

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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W
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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
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That has to be a parody site: no one's that crazy.

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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But it seems that people really are this clueless, eh?

(And it's been closer to 1970 years, by the way.)

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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What was the name of that real baptist site that reviewed every movie between heaven and earth and counted the swear-words, unethical actions and acts of violence? I can't remember.

They had developed a number system as a frame of reference, where some New York "couples"-movie had gotten a 0 (nice and wholesome) and American Psycho had gotten 100.

I like to go there and look up films now and then, it's entertaining to see how they react to some films. [Smile]

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
Mel Gibson, X-Men

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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CAP Alert.
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Right, thanks. And it seems the scale is the opposite, 0 for "American Psycho" and 100 for "Who gets the house".

They didn't like the "South Park"-movie very much, either. I just saw it last night, so I had to look it up.
My top ten list of their CAP alerts:

- bare posterior
- electric shock to control a child
- website of porn with a child's mother as one of the porn stars
- 131 uses of the most foul of the foul words by children
- long sequence of homosexual as emcee of a USO show
- adult males in bikinis
- male chorus line in pink bikini briefs
- igniting anal wind then being incinerated
- passing body gas in time to music and in other situations
- a giant talking female private organ


[ December 19, 2004, 05:39 AM: Message edited by: Nim' ]

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
Mel Gibson, X-Men

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Dot com.

(There is one on computer games, too, which, among many other buried treasures, contains a particularly enthralling dissertation on why playing Doom III will turn you into an unbridled devil worshipper, and at least sports a markup style that postdates 1993.)

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