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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050516/lf_afp/afplifestylecanada_050516154511

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Jason Abbadon
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Now if only they could get the Marijuana Party and the Sex Party to merge, and be endorsed by the NRA, you'd have a [i]great[/] government.

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TSN
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"You want to teach children how to masturbate, and you want to encourage sex workers, and you want to get nurses to help older folk have sex. Not even in a movie have I heard of such degrading, gross and vulgar sexually related ideals."

You, sir, have not been watching the right movies.

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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I'm amazed that someone actually used the word "flabberghasted."

And "teaching children how to masterbate"? Kids have trouble adding things up, with learning how to spell, with pointing out their own country on a globe, but I don't think that there are many 14 year old boys wandering around saying "goshdarnit, I really wish someone would teach me how to give my monkey a good spanking. I just can't get the hang of it."

Interesting fact: Apparently having sex in public over here is not an illegal act by itself. It only becomes illegal if it is witnessed by someone who can claim to be outraged. So no use wandering along to the police station to report two people getting it on in Toys R Us if you're only "mildly offended".

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Oh, not that again. Look, we tried to be discreet. . .

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PsyLiam
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It didn't work. Unfortunately, I was merely "disgusted" and "inconvenienced" by the act, not "outraged", so I couldn't do anything. Pity, as I really wanted that Unicron...

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Fine, next time we'll involve a goat, three ducks and a hamster in the proceedings. Will that do?

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PsyLiam
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Next time charge �35 to watch it. Then I will be outraged.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Yes. That kind of action should be at least £100.
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Aban Rune
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Repealing laws against public nudity will *not* encourage sexual activity. It will in fact turn most people off of sex since the only ones walking around naked will likely be those who have no business doing so.

If Alyssa Milano cares to move to Canada in order to take part in this new freedom, however, I have no objections.

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Jason Abbadon
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quote:
Originally posted by Cartman:
Yes. That kind of action should be at least £100.

Well, they start off cheap, but keep re-billing you untill cancelled...

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Captain Boh
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Those crazy "Other" parties. I bet they were all part of the plan...
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Captain Boh
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Stupid election... made me miss Doctor Who
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