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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Ah, yes. Here I am. Yes, the eleventh GuestComs! They're the Plain and Simple, edition, I must add.
Alas, no DS9 images, but I've added some nice Innuendo Awards, so I suggest you try to go into the gutter. Or else.

Five lovely images here this week. And down the runway they come...

Alidar Jarok's Star Trek Image Library provides with an excellent look into the secret lives of an EMH and his nurse...

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Paris: Ow, what are you doing?

Doctor: I'm trying to knock you out!

Paris: Ow! By squeezing my freaking shoulder? What are you on?

Soctor: It's a *grunt* Vulcan nexk pinch!

Paris: Well, it bloody hurts. Now stop it before I knee you in the nadjers.

Yup, Paris is from the East-end...

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Paris: Why, I'm shocked Doctor.

Doctor: And your answer?

Paris: Oh, yes yes a thousand times yes!

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Doctor: And according to one of Liam's psychology tutors, when someone is being sarcastic they put their hand on the other person's shoulder.

Paris: Sounds like crap to me...

Doctor: That's what I thought Tom. BTW, I've noticed that you still have all your hair. You've not going bald in the slightest.

Paris: Thanks!

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F


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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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Paris: "I'm sorry, Doc, but I'm not that kind of guy."

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"I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know."
--Picard to Data, "In Theory"


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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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Doctor: Interesting, Mr. Paris... It seems that whenever I squeeze your shoulder like this, your mouth opens.

Paris: Really?

Doctor, while squeezing Paris' shoulder several times: Hi, I'm Tom Paris! I'm the quadrant's worst medic, but gosh darn it, I get all the babes!

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Doctor: "I feel your pain..."

Paris: *pause* "Don't touch me."

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Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but, if you get a long little doggie, wouldn't you just call it a 'dachshund'?"


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Fabrux
Epic Member
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Doc: Sit

Paris: No!

Doc: Yes. You've been a bad boy. Time out for you.

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Star Trek: Dark Horizon
Creator, Owner, Only Writer


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Deep6
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Paris: Not here, meet me in my quarters in an hour.

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"So where are the nuggets on a chicken anyway?"


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Doc: I love you, man!

Paris: You're still not getting my SynthBud light...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam


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Sunspot
Wasting Away
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Doc: "Tom, have you put on weight?"

Tom: "Hey man, lay off! I'm just getting a li'l husky...s'all.."

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"You were right about the negotiations...they were short."
Obi-Wan Kenobi to QuiGon Jinn, The Phantom Menace


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Xentrick
good to go
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EMH: "Okay, so you put your hand on her shoulder, like this. Then what happened?"

Tom: "Then she did this Klingon martial arts move and threw me across the room. Here, let me show you."


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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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For fun, some of the junior officers would hack into the Doctor's program and replace his language matrix.

Doctor: "If I said that you had beautiful legs, vould you hold it against me?"

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"It's not my birthday, it's not today. It's not my birthday, so why do you lunge out at me?"
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They Might Be Giants


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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Paris: "OPERATE?! But it's only dandruff!"
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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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EMH: "Now, I'm just doing what the Captain asked. You DID say she could shove your second pip up your @$$ for all you cared?"

Paris: "I was kidding!"

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel


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