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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Paris: "You hate me! You've always hated me! And you're jealous, too!"

EMH: *reaches out* "Now, Tom, you know that's not true. . ."

Paris: "You lie! You want to be with Be'lanna, so her forehead will de-emphasize yours!"

EMH: "Actually, that's not a bad idea. . ."


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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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Tom: A little to the left... and stop digging your fingers in so hard!

Doc: Listen Tom, I'm a docter, not a professional Masseus! If you and Be'Lanna would stop playing around every night, you wouldn't have such awful muscle cramps!

Tom: That's none of your goddamn business - OUCH!!! *glares at the doc* Stop massaging so hard!!

Doc: Oh, BITE ME.

Tom: I think you're just jealous because you dont' get any - OUCH!! Knock it OFF already!
*storms out of the room*

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the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if
you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.



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Xentrick
good to go
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Tom: "If I'd known *that* was a job requirement, I would have never become an intern."
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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Paris: Yes! I can feel it! I DO have a heart!

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam


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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
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Paris: (struggling) Doctor... stop... trying... to assimilate... me...

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999


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First of Two
Better than you
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Paris: No, NO, the Vulcan Neck Pinch is much LOWER on the shoulder.

Doctor: Like this?

Paris: YEAH! *Collapses*

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"When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"


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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Paris: Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor: generates fake glasses and a mustache Then don't do that.

Sorry folks, I had to do that one. It was just too easy.

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Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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These entries are much better. Excellent.

The First One wins hands down (all of them were great!). Krenim gets the first runner-up (I can just picture that! *LOL*); Fabrux gets second runner-up.

Honourable mentions: Jubilee who can clearly be adorned with an Innuendo Award and Tora Ziyal for the obvious entry!

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

[This message has been edited by Elim Garak (edited June 27, 1999).]


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