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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

posted

Paris: "You hate me! You've always hated me! And you're jealous, too!"

EMH: *reaches out* "Now, Tom, you know that's not true. . ."

Paris: "You lie! You want to be with Be'lanna, so her forehead will de-emphasize yours!"

EMH: "Actually, that's not a bad idea. . ."

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

posted

Tom: A little to the left... and stop digging your fingers in so hard!

Doc: Listen Tom, I'm a docter, not a professional Masseus! If you and Be'Lanna would stop playing around every night, you wouldn't have such awful muscle cramps!

Tom: That's none of your goddamn business - OUCH!!! *glares at the doc* Stop massaging so hard!!

Doc: Oh, BITE ME.

Tom: I think you're just jealous because you dont' get any - OUCH!! Knock it OFF already!
*storms out of the room*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart,
the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if
you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

posted

Tom: "If I'd known *that* was a job requirement, I would have never become an intern."

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

posted

Paris: Yes! I can feel it! I DO have a heart!

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44

posted

Paris: (struggling) Doctor... stop... trying... to assimilate... me...

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

posted

Paris: No, NO, the Vulcan Neck Pinch is much LOWER on the shoulder.

Doctor: Like this?

Paris: YEAH! *Collapses*

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"When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122

posted

Paris: Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor: generates fake glasses and a mustache Then don't do that.

Sorry folks, I had to do that one. It was just too easy.

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GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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These entries are much better. Excellent.

The First One wins hands down (all of them were great!). Krenim gets the first runner-up (I can just picture that! *LOL*); Fabrux gets second runner-up.

Honourable mentions: Jubilee who can clearly be adorned with an Innuendo Award and Tora Ziyal for the obvious entry!

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

[This message has been edited by Elim Garak (edited June 27, 1999).]

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