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Luke: "Where the hell is that butler? This is the worst hotel I've ever been to."
Leia: "Just shut up and help me ring the bell."
------------------ "We kid around a lot about people who are cyclopses, but seriously; if you're a mythic figure you've got challenges that no one should have to deal with." -- John Flansburgh
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Hamill: Man I know she's supposed to be my sister and all, but Carrie Fisher's got some nice t**s.
Fisher: CUT!!! Hey Lucas, can you like go back to the scene where they first see me in this and change my clothes? Mark's gawking at me again.
Lucas: (offstage) No, Carrie. He can gawk at you, the Yoda scene isn't going to be shot for another ten days. Then he'll know you're his sister. Until then, he can do what he pleases.
------------------ I'll get you for this Gadget!!!! MEEEEE-ROWWRRRR.
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Carrie: "I'm dressed like a Boris Vallejo painting and you've been doing an Errol Flynn impersonation all afternoon. Can this movie get any worse?"
Mark: "Yeah; after the Teddybears' Picnic and a lame Tarzan joke, we totally rip-off the ending of Star Wars."
Carrie: "God, why oh why did I sign that long-term contract back in 1977?"
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Hamill pauses to savour the realization that for ever after, people like Ross from Friends will fantasize about being in his position.
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