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Baloo
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Shuttlepod: Bigger than a space suit, not enough room to swing a cat. NO RESTROOM!

Shuttlecraft: Enough room to swing a cat, as long as it's a small one. Has some concession to sanitary requirements. If you want lunch, you'd better have packed it yourself, 'cos there's no replicator.

Runabout: Bigger than a shuttlecraft. Sanitation facilities are complete. Room to swing a cat. Has replicators, but the selection leaves a little to be desired.


Well, that's it for now. Suggestions for larger ships anyone?

--Baloo

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Enterprise
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Scout Ship: Enough room to swing that #@&$(#@ cat, cool equipment and weapons, docking port on the bottom.

Captain's Yacht: Enough room to swing 2 or 3 cats, armed...

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Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
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-- In time of war the law falls silent.


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The First One
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Escort (official)/Warship (unofficial): Sternbach says there's enough room to swing a tiger, but they used a leopard for two seasons before they got it right.

[This message was edited by The First One on April 18, 1999.]


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The_Tom
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*LOL*

That's .sig material, Lee....

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AndrewR
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Sydney Class Transport

a constitution sized bridge
at least 4 decks
a constitution engineering section
enought to swing what ever you like

probably mostly - quaters and recdecks and lounges, later one or two holodecks.

about 3 or 4 runabouts end to end...

interchangeable/upgradable quarters...

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TSN
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Sovereign class: Spacious bridge. Animated turbolift displays to entertain the kiddies on those long elevator rides. Variable torpedo launchers. Fold-out captain's yacht. Enough room to swing a Rigelian razor cat.

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Elim Garak
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Galaxy class: Swing as many runabouts as you can. Around they go! What they hit, nobody knows! ::WHAM!!:: Just not in front of the junior officers.

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Federation Shipmaster
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*shakes head*

You're all a disgrace to the Starships forum. But at least this gives us more posts to get ahead of the silly officer's lounge.

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Sol System
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At least this thread is devoted to canon information, unlike certain others I could name.

And silly?! See if I come to your Christmas party!

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Siegfried
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I take offense to the slandering of the Officers' Lounge!

Harrumph!

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Trinculo
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I have no opinion on this thread.
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Brown_supahero
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Delta Flyer: Cool enough to go galaxy club hoppin' in, and pick up fine chicks. Enough room to hit her "cat."

Starbug: Good milage, nice station wagon. Ain't gonna hit no "cat" up in that ride!


replace "cat" with "punani" or a similar word that pertains to both "cat" and "punani" which starts with "p" and has 5 letters

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Captain Styles
USS Excelsior (ST III)
Hey I'm sick of "Engage"


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Bernd
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NO RESTROOM!
Didn't the crew always take shuttles for short term travel to neighboring star systems, before runabouts were available? If it takes several days (or at official Warp 2.x years), there has te something like a restroom. Suggestions?

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Brown_supahero: Is punani a synonym for p****? Seems I get similar search results with Altavista for either word.

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The First One
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I refer Feddy to my post in another thread about not being another of thos boring gits who're only interested in starships.

Trinculo: "do you have any opinions about anything?!


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The First One
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Multi-Vector Tactical Assault ship: Plenty of room to swing cats, but they may split into three while you do so. Neurotic Medical Hologram as standard. Beware using restrooms, since you may find the toilet paper ends up in another part of the ship.
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