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Posted by Dani (Member # 57) on :

One of my old co-workers (who may soon be losing his job) posted this on eBay...I still haven't stopped laughing, thinking how much trouble he's going to be in...

Uniserve Online

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[This message has been edited by Dani (edited September 04, 1999).]

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*waves hand*

I bid $5000.01!!!!!!!

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

This isn't as cool as the man who auctioned his kidney. Got up to 6,000,000 dollars before they pulled it.

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Pulled what? The auction or the kidney?

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

*lol*

The auction.

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Posted by Holst on :

Interesting...

This is where I get my internet services...

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Bidding seems to proceed apace. You know, if goes high enough, they just might sell it.

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Wonder how much trouble you can get in for selling something you don't own?

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

I wonder how much money I could get on eBay for my breasts.

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

I don't want to move to Canada: can I have them UPS the company to me here in California?

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I hereby support the notion that Jules donates her boobies to the highest bidder on ebay. If it's successful, we could get the lads to auction their thingies.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Liam: Uhhh...no. I plan on using mine quite often in the future.

Jubes: Would you sell the actual boobs, or just the use of them? A friend wants to know... ;-)

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I didn't know that you were Lee's friend, Jeff.

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

The use of them for a lower price than the actual product.

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

...And lifelike plaster copies (a limited, serially-numbered edition) will be made available if there appears to be sufficient demand.

Provided, of course, Jubes does not kill me for suggesting it.

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

My breasts SHOULD be immortalized in plaster...

Posted by Dani (Member # 57) on :

Holst: *LMAO!* No way, that's too cool...I've never run into any customers online before, although I guess it was bound to happen one day. BTW, your link to your homepage in your forum info is broken, it should be users.uniserve.com...

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