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Dani
Naboo Handmaiden
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One of my old co-workers (who may soon be losing his job) posted this on eBay...I still haven't stopped laughing, thinking how much trouble he's going to be in...

Uniserve Online

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"You're just about as useful as .JPGs to Helen Keller."

- Weird Al (It's All About The Pentiums)

[This message has been edited by Dani (edited September 04, 1999).]

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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*waves hand*

I bid $5000.01!!!!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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This isn't as cool as the man who auctioned his kidney. Got up to 6,000,000 dollars before they pulled it.

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"Just because you're floating doesn't mean you haven't drowned."
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They Might Be Giants

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Baloo
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Pulled what? The auction or the kidney?

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We are born naked, wet, and hungry.
Then things get worse.
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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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*lol*

The auction.

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"Just because you're floating doesn't mean you haven't drowned."
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Holst
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Interesting...

This is where I get my internet services...

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"It's good and well to leave the government in the hands of the perfect man but what happens when the perfect man gets a bellyache?" - Belgarath the Sorceror by David Eddings

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Sol System
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Bidding seems to proceed apace. You know, if goes high enough, they just might sell it.

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"Just because you're floating doesn't mean you haven't drowned."
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Kosh
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Wonder how much trouble you can get in for selling something you don't own?

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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I wonder how much money I could get on eBay for my breasts.

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"If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me.
I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow."
~ Barenaked Ladies

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Xentrick
good to go
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I don't want to move to Canada: can I have them UPS the company to me here in California?
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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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I hereby support the notion that Jules donates her boobies to the highest bidder on ebay. If it's successful, we could get the lads to auction their thingies.

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"Ray...the next time someone asks you if you're a god you say 'Yes!'"
-Winston Zeddmore

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Liam: Uhhh...no. I plan on using mine quite often in the future.

Jubes: Would you sell the actual boobs, or just the use of them? A friend wants to know... ;-)

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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I didn't know that you were Lee's friend, Jeff.

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"Ray...the next time someone asks you if you're a god you say 'Yes!'"
-Winston Zeddmore

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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The use of them for a lower price than the actual product.

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"If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me.
I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow."
~ Barenaked Ladies

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Baloo
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...And lifelike plaster copies (a limited, serially-numbered edition) will be made available if there appears to be sufficient demand.

Provided, of course, Jubes does not kill me for suggesting it.

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We are born naked, wet, and hungry.
Then it gets worse.
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/

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