I need dirt.
Ok, I don't need dirt, my sister does. For a science project... And she needs it now.
If you live in the US, and want to send about 4 to 8 ounces of dirt to me, please drop me a mail at [email protected].
I need to know by tomorrow...
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"You shot him! You shot him dead!!"
"Well, he was attacking me with a banana!"
*lobs sizable shlop of mud over the ocean...*
*Splats over North Carolina*
Chuckle...
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"No way man!
I've served my time in hell, and I ain't going back...
Not without a fight!"
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Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 01, 2000).]
But, despite all this, I still can't quite work outhow to send dirt via e-mail. Stuffing it into the CD-ROM slot hasn't worked. Although my computer now makes a comforting crackling noise every now and then.
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"I'd give anything to be able to turn invisible. I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but use them to protect the girl's locker room."
Xander Harris
Nevermind..... I may not want to know... hehe.....
~LOA
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No, you CAN'T see my picture!
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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
No 'dirtying' of the dirt required. *L*
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"You shot him! You shot him dead!!"
"Well, he was attacking me with a banana!"
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"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
-Mark Twain
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
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"You are stupid and evil and do not know you are stupid and evil."
--
Gene Ray, Cubic
LOL - I'm NOT going to do this of course - ECHELON - if you're listening...
I can't stand what has happen to Queensland - they brought Buffo marinas from Tahiti I think - to combat the cane beetle back in the 20s or 30s I think - well what happened to this Buffo marinas - or CANE TOAD - is that nothing can kill them (naturally) - if larger animals like dogs and feral cats eat them - the toads exude a nasty poisonous substance from glands at the back of their head...
so basically - they kill all the natural frogs and fauna and are spreading - rapidly - down the Queensland Coast - I think they are over the boarder into norther New South Wales - and west towards the Northern Territory - potentially threatening the Kakadu National Park...
Andrew
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"Who wouldn't be the one you love
Who wouldn't stand inside your love." - Stand Inside Your Love, The Smashing Pumpkins
Ob-la-de Ob-la-da
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"Sometimes I wish the planet would be scoured with cleansing fire. Other times I just wish Frank would be."
Sol System
Your tax dollars hard at work, my fellow Americans!
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Dane
"Mathematicians have long held that a million monkeys banging on a million keyboards would eventually reproduce the collected wisdom of the human race. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true." -- Robert Silensky
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"Sometimes I wish the planet would be scoured with cleansing fire. Other times I just wish Frank would be."
Sol System
'Tis a dead issue anyway. What little serious responses were received came through.
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"You shot him! You shot him dead!!"
"Well, he was attacking me with a banana!"
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Frank's Home Page
"This is a brand new song...we haven't recorded it yet, but we're going to now." - John Flansburgh
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"Who wouldn't be the one you love
Who wouldn't stand inside your love." - Stand Inside Your Love, The Smashing Pumpkins
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Samaritan: "A good hot curry will help heal your wounds. That is, unless your religion forbids it".
Man: (Eyes growing wide) "No religion forbids a good hot curry".
-From some movie.
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"Who wouldn't be the one you love
Who wouldn't stand inside your love." - Stand Inside Your Love, The Smashing Pumpkins
I remember going on vacation with my family, and when we came back (we lived in CA), we told the border guard we were just coming back from a day-trip to Nevada, because we really had a trunk-full of pecans a relative had given us.
--Baloo
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"Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonalds's makes you a hamburger."
--[Source unknown.]
http://www.geocities.com/cyrano_jones.geo/
I mean, come on! Every car the drives across the border is going to have dirt on it! Do they lift your car up, sterilize it, and set it back down on the other side? I don't think so!
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"Can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding."
-They Might Be Giants, "Your Racist Friend"
The only organisms that are going to be in the dirt will be mircoscophic. And they get transported all over the globe with breathtaking speed, so I wouldn't worry about it.
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"Sometimes I wish the planet would be scoured with cleansing fire. Other times I just wish Frank would be."
Sol System
Chico, in northern California, has a law on the books making it a misdemeanor to detonate a nuclear weapon within city limits. There's a $100 fine for violating it!
[Setting: we are within a darkened room, possibly a basement. Several men and women wearing black jeans, turtleneck sweaters, and berets are sitting around a table.]
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"Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonalds's makes you a hamburger."
--[Source unknown.]
http://www.geocities.com/cyrano_jones.geo/
This also happens to be where Apple computers is headquartered.
Coincidence?
*WEG*
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You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend far too much time reading this sort of trash.
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Frank's Home Page
"He's Satan. And not the good kind. I hate him. If there is a god, I hope Jebus has him fry in hell." - DT, in reference to me
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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
Although the Toads were DELIBERATELY brought to Australia to eat the cane beetle - which they DIDN'T do... you can accidently transplant frogs - there are some burrowing frogs and toads in the deserts of central Australia - and I assume other deserts around the world who burrow under the earth and only come out when it rains... I think that their eggs may also lie dormant - so you could theoretically in the US transplant frog eggs, toad eggs or insect larvae from one side of the country to another by accident...
Red back spiders are a problem in Australia - nasty and poisonous - small spiders - but now Japan are having problems with them! cause some people got them in their suitcases and went back to Japan after visiting!
also - you can't take fruit across the boarders of states here because of a fruit fly problem...
Adelaide and South Australia have problems with milipedes...
I'm sure the same thing occurs in the US... between neighbouring states wouldn't be a problem but it would if you took stuff from a few states away...
what is with the Killer bees in the US weren't they accidently introduced from South America?
Andrew
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"Who wouldn't be the one you love
Who wouldn't stand inside your love." - Stand Inside Your Love, The Smashing Pumpkins
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"You say don't fear your dreams, it's easier than it seems.
You say you'd never let me fall, from hopes so high.
But never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie." - Fiona Apple