(C'mon, folks! Even if zero-gee had no effect on the libido. I'll bet the crowded, well-lit cabin of the space shuttle kind of kills the mood, anyway!)
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------------------ "Mathematicians have long held that a million monkeys banging on a million keyboards would eventually reproduce the collected wisdom of the human race. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true." -- Robert Silensky
------------------ ------------------ And speaking of messes, "procreative activity", real or simulated, can create all kinds of fluid debris. Just how did they propose to control that hazard? --Baloo ------------------ ------------------ Her: "Don't feel bad, honey. It happens all the time."
"Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonalds's makes you a hamburger."
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Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
*ROTFL!*
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." (If you want peace, prepare for war)
- Vegetius
Prakesh's Star Trek Site
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
*tries to contain self*
*fails*
*ROTFMAO*
Ross: "Inter arma, enim silent leges."
Bashir: "'In the time of war the law falls silent.' Cicero. Have we become a 24th-century Rome, driven by the fact that Caesar can do no wrong?!"
-Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
Posted by Dane Simri (Member # 272) on :
The funniest part of this whole thing was the guy who thought it was true. (You have to have worked for NASA to really see the humor in this.)
Dane
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
*GROAN!!!!!*
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
Posted by Justin_Timberland (Member # 236) on :
Did anyone hear that Boeing lost the oxygen tanks to the International Space Station because someone threw them away? Boeing employees are still looking for them in the dump...
We did it on the floor,
We did it by the door,
We did it all night,
We did it under a light,
So how about for tonight we do it some more...
Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
Well, I just hope they don't use the Russian "charcoal-burners" that almost destroyed Mir. Wow! What a mess THAT was!
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Baloo: Okay. That was just a bit more than we needed to hear. *L*
"Can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding."
-They Might Be Giants, "Your Racist Friend"
Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
Him: "Houston, we have a problem."
Sad thing is, I heard mention of this story on a local radio station *this week* as an actual news item.
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