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You gotta be joking? We're spending millions of dollars on the space program for this?!?
(C'mon, folks! Even if zero-gee had no effect on the libido. I'll bet the crowded, well-lit cabin of the space shuttle kind of kills the mood, anyway!)
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The funniest part of this whole thing was the guy who thought it was true. (You have to have worked for NASA to really see the humor in this.)
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Did anyone hear that Boeing lost the oxygen tanks to the International Space Station because someone threw them away? Boeing employees are still looking for them in the dump...
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Well, I just hope they don't use the Russian "charcoal-burners" that almost destroyed Mir. Wow! What a mess THAT was!
And speaking of messes, "procreative activity", real or simulated, can create all kinds of fluid debris. Just how did they propose to control that hazard?
--Baloo
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