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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

There's a party in my head, but I had to decline the invitation.

It's 5:30 a.m. (CST) and I have a finite math final at 8 a.m. Am I prepared? Yeah. Am I lying? Yeah.

The fire alarm just went off ten floors above me. Glitch in the system. I'm the RA On-Call, so I had to go handle it.

Burn, baby, burn! We need to adjust the sensitivity on the detectors. I'm tired of air freshener triggering the system.

I'm the Pompatus of Love, and the Pompatus craves a double chocolate brownie frappuccino with whipped creme from Starbucks. Damn commercialization.

The flasher at the neighboring university has been identified. It's no one I know. I'm surprised by that.

I've been up since 1:11 p.m. Tuesday. Too many worries to go to bed. Yeah me!

WHO THE HECK IS BOUNCING A BASKETBALL OUTSIDE MY DOOR! I hope this is my last incident referral of the semester.

I'm da bomb. Really. I swear I am. Okay, I'm just a firecracker.

This post was brought to you by the evils of Starbuck's and the insanity of Charles Capps (he let me register).

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694 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

?

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

and we can do it doggy style, so we can both watch X-files.

Narf.

Females.

Burgers.

Chicks.

B-4, Bingo!

no, form, form, for-ma

Well in that case, Bingo-ma!

An anvil's black and shiny, it's really heavy too, so watch out my chubby friend, or one may fall on you!

Kame-ha-me-ha

sweat baby, sweat, baby...

And now, preforming another classical work, the great Wakkorotti. *applause*

TROZ

Yes! This is a pain that will definitely be with me for a while.

I'm full of useless facts, such as seven foods that start with the leter Q.

Snarf, snarf!

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide

Posted by Epoch (Member # 136) on :

Such random statements are not good for ones mental health. I finally got some sleep so the voices have stopped talking to me. Oh well of I go.

I am the Walrus Coo Coo Cachoo.

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby.

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"The search and the arrest provided several hours of entertainment in the neighborhood."
-"Worm Suspect Arrested", Wired News

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Wow.

My sympathies.

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--
M. Doughty

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

But just imagine the feeling when you've done the exams. Those endorphines man. Better than fucking heroin.

So I'm told, anyway.

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

New Python tapes.
Mrs. Atilla T. Hun.
Carol Cleveland is a hottie.
Girls.
Hope I get the Penn State Job.
Mir.
Damn, superglue on my hands.
Hungry.
Mmph.
Garak's book.. almost done.
Need to find thinner.
Bacon.
Tired.
Don't rub eyes! Cement still on hands!
Details.
Tail.
Girls.
Julie has headache... again.
Need backup girl.
Pshaw!
Spam.

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I'm done with my final exams. The feeling is better than sex. Well, maybe. I have no basis for that statement. Anyway, I'm done. Off to bed with me!

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694 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

In the Garden of Eden, baby!

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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I'd be willing to make out to that hymn...

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"The search and the arrest provided several hours of entertainment in the neighborhood."
-"Worm Suspect Arrested", Wired News

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

What strange deals with dark powers have you people made to let you be finished with classes so early? I've got weeks left!

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

That's probably because you've been distracted by all the gay sex.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

You know Liam, if you want my number you can just ask.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I was waiting until after you'd finished with all the gay se...sorry, I mean exams.

Besides, if I wanted your number, I could get it, no problem. Yeah baby.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Ha! You wish. And what makes you think I'd call back?

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

You mean you haven't already? Then whose been bombarding my answering machine with 10 minute long messages, saying things that I can't actually repeat without wincing.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Monty, perhaps?

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

That was Liam's machine?! Whoops... *slowly sneaks out the door*

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"The search and the arrest provided several hours of entertainment in the neighborhood."
-"Worm Suspect Arrested", Wired News

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

I wonder if calling in an exterminator would help this situation.

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"Blind faith is the crutch of fools"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

I spent the last 15 minutes laughing at this thread... Forget television, the forums are enough entertainment for me!

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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

You think you've got it bad? My flatmates have just finished their essays for the year, and...thanks to the incredibley thin walls we have... I've got to hear them have sex. Twice. In different positions.

Where's that wisy and gun?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

They were having sex w/ other people, or w/ each other? And which would be worse, I wonder...

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"The search and the arrest provided several hours of entertainment in the neighborhood."
-"Worm Suspect Arrested", Wired News

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

And how can you tell which position they're in?

"Ooh, ooh, now I'm on my back!"

"Yes! And now, roll over and bark. Bark!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I'm going into my fourth year in the residence halls and my second as a resident assistant. I can tell you for a FACT that different sexual positions give off different sounds. I'm going to make sure that this year I have a celebate next-door neighbor!

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I had no idea. I think this pressing issue deserves a thread of its own.

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

I'm finished my exams today!!

WAHOOO!!!

I've already had a Solid State Electronincs exam, a tequila and two pints, Gurgeh's gone home, it's only 2.30pm, and I'm meeting my "auld lad" in an hour!!

I'm on the piss.
I'm on the piss.
WHO'S ON THE PISS?
All Galway's Third Physicists are on the piss!!

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The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Here's the thing, though... To know that the different sounds are caused by different positions, you'd actually have to be looking at the people in question. *pauses* Why are you looking at the people in question...?

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"The search and the arrest provided several hours of entertainment in the neighborhood."
-"Worm Suspect Arrested", Wired News

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

Wow, Gaseous, out of the bar already? I must say I'm disappointed.

About being finished the exams, yeah it's pretty good. The last month has been sheer boring, monotonous, stressfull hell. I didn't quite get the feeling of elation I was expecting when I got out of the last exam, but on reflection, as I sit here enjoying the good life, having done quite well in the exams, with my Playstation and Syphon Filter ready and waiting in the background, I have to admit, there are endorphins aplenty.

About the flatmates having sex, as a general rule of thumb, it's tolerable as long as they're not fags, in my opinion.

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"Try not.
Do.
Or Do not.
There is no try."
-Yoda, Jedi Master.

[This message has been edited by Gurgeh (edited May 17, 2000).]

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Yeah.

Not in a "I hate gays" kind of way. More in a "can you BELIEVE the noise their making? Ewww!"

I could tell that they were in different positions by the fact that the bed was creaking in a different place, making a different sound, and some of the noises were a bit, er, muffled.

Blow me if I know the exact positions.

(Er, that wasn't an offer).

(Unless you have nice breasts).

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