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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

"Star Wars" is George Lucas's new film about Luke Skywalker (played by Harrison Force), who lives on the desert planet Tatooine (which we know as Canopus). He has two robots, R2-D2 and Johnny Five, who say they are property of Obi-One Kenobi. Luke finds him, but not before being attacked by Edgar Allen Poe. Patrick Stewart (played by Obi-Wan Kenobi) says that they have to go to the planet Alderaan (which we know as Canopus). They end up in some bar, where they meet Hans Solo (played by Peter Cullen), who shoots Greedo the Carpathian. They both get arrested, so Luke and the robots and George Lucas take the ship, the Maltese Falcon, a Klingon Bird-of-Prey, the ship, a flying craft. They finally get to Jurassic Park, where the Red October is plotting to overthrow the evil emperor, Pu Yi. Under the ancient law of the Cylons, George Lucas merges with everything and becomes Super Power Man, or Albania for short. Albania reaches the Death Star and goes into the exhaust shaft and enters a black hole and comes out in Sector Y with Star Fox. There they find the Ewoks, who hold Queen Padme hostage until the Super Dimensional Fortress Macross comes along and grabs the planet. In the grabbing three-hour finale, the rest happens.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Can't wait for the Special Edition.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

This is the special edition.

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

*ROTFL*

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

HUH???!???!!!!

Can we get a lid on who wrote this?

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Posted by Delta Vega (Member # 283) on :

LOL..

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

This would've been a lot better than that which was Phantom Menace.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Muscles the size of Albania?
Wow, this was rich!

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

I think Frank has been using an apple to much.

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Oh, you can NEVER use an Apple too much.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Especially not vigorous apples!

(Just checked out the new Powerbook G4. 400MHz, 1Gb RAM, 30Gb HD, Slot-In DVD, 15.2" Monitor, *scottishaccent* and only one inch thick! Recommended retail price: 2599$. My company sells Dell laptops for double the price and half the muscle...Well, except for the processor...)

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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
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A narrow and a tall one.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Frank: Just got a shipment of one PowerMac G4 Cube! One of the salespersons want me to install 256Mb extra Ram in it, I'll try and take it for a spin while I'm at it! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAH! Happy 'nips are here to stay!

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We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

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[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited February 28, 2001).]

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Well, there's a turnip for the books. 8)

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Apples and turnips do not mix.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Says who? Prove it!

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Yeah, do a "pepsi-challenge" with your nose shut, then we'll see, Mrs. Turnip-baiter...

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

G4s are good.

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

I got to see a new Mac laptop in action. Have to admit, it kicks ass. It's the first one I've seen that wasn't at Kinko's. We just got city water two years ago, and now I've seen a real Mac. (sniff)

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