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Aethelwer
Frank G
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"Star Wars" is George Lucas's new film about Luke Skywalker (played by Harrison Force), who lives on the desert planet Tatooine (which we know as Canopus). He has two robots, R2-D2 and Johnny Five, who say they are property of Obi-One Kenobi. Luke finds him, but not before being attacked by Edgar Allen Poe. Patrick Stewart (played by Obi-Wan Kenobi) says that they have to go to the planet Alderaan (which we know as Canopus). They end up in some bar, where they meet Hans Solo (played by Peter Cullen), who shoots Greedo the Carpathian. They both get arrested, so Luke and the robots and George Lucas take the ship, the Maltese Falcon, a Klingon Bird-of-Prey, the ship, a flying craft. They finally get to Jurassic Park, where the Red October is plotting to overthrow the evil emperor, Pu Yi. Under the ancient law of the Cylons, George Lucas merges with everything and becomes Super Power Man, or Albania for short. Albania reaches the Death Star and goes into the exhaust shaft and enters a black hole and comes out in Sector Y with Star Fox. There they find the Ewoks, who hold Queen Padme hostage until the Super Dimensional Fortress Macross comes along and grabs the planet. In the grabbing three-hour finale, the rest happens.

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Nim
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Can't wait for the Special Edition.
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Aethelwer
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This is the special edition.

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Omega
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*ROTFL*

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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HUH???!???!!!!

Can we get a lid on who wrote this?

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Delta Vega
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LOL..

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Malnurtured Snay
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This would've been a lot better than that which was Phantom Menace.

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Nim
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Muscles the size of Albania?
Wow, this was rich!

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Kosh
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I think Frank has been using an apple to much.

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Omega
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Oh, you can NEVER use an Apple too much.

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Nim
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Especially not vigorous apples!

(Just checked out the new Powerbook G4. 400MHz, 1Gb RAM, 30Gb HD, Slot-In DVD, 15.2" Monitor, *scottishaccent* and only one inch thick! Recommended retail price: 2599$. My company sells Dell laptops for double the price and half the muscle...Well, except for the processor...)

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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited February 28, 2001).]


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Nim
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Frank: Just got a shipment of one PowerMac G4 Cube! One of the salespersons want me to install 256Mb extra Ram in it, I'll try and take it for a spin while I'm at it! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAH! Happy 'nips are here to stay!

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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited February 28, 2001).]


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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Well, there's a turnip for the books. 8)

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Jeff Raven
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Apples and turnips do not mix.

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