Anyway, I've had nothing but trouble from this car. Well, not from the car itself... I mean, it runs great, and it's dependable and all.... I've put over 16K on it! But I think God is trying to tell me I shoulda bought a Chevy or something, because now it's gone, and before that there were NUMEROUS attempts to get rid of it.
I bought the car in June. In July it was in the first car accident. $700 and a new hood/paint job later, it was good as new. Then came Sept's car accident. That one cost almost $5000 in repairs, and the car STILL isn't right, and neither am I. Then, just 2 weeks ago, I was in the 3rd car accident. This one was minor, but still shook me up. Now it's been stolen. I think it's the car. I HOPE it's the car. Because if it's not the car, then I'm seriously cursed, and there's nothing I can do about it...... I think I'll go hide now.
~LOA
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"Apprently, "pooty" involves deities and pretty girls in compromising positions..." ~TSN Jan. 18th, 2001
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"Businesses used to be like Christianity; if you were faithful and obedient, you could obtain bliss in the afterlife of retirement. Now it's more of a reincarnation model. If the worker learns enough in his current job, he can progress to a higher level of employment elsewhere."
- Dogbert
Person or persons unknown drove up my driveway with their lights off last night. But the dogs and I both heard them coming - it's hard to be quiet on reddog gravel - and when I turned on the floodlights, they sped down over the hill, not using the driveway, nearly clipping two trees, and escaped.
Didn't get their licence plate, darn it. And no time for a farewell shotgun blast.
Oh, well, you can't have everything.
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"My knowledge and experience far exceeds your own, by, oh, about a BILLION times!" -- Q
Had
One
Never
Did
Again
Okay, so maybe I'm being a little harsh, but in my opinion, the Honda is hardly a dependable car. But considering your situation, I think it is pure bad luck, it could happen to ANY car.
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it."
- Garak, "Empok Nor"
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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)
Mustang Class Starship Development Project
Did I mention I drive a 1978 FORD Fairmont?
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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor
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"Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it."
- Garak, "Empok Nor"
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
Or a 2001 Volvo S80..... but there's a bit of a price difference there.......... ;-)
~LOA
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"Apprently, "pooty" involves deities and pretty girls in compromising positions..." ~TSN Jan. 18th, 2001
Yes, I am well aware of the relationship with Acura and Honda. Having a Honda engine is a big clue The point I was trying to make, is that I sympathize with those having problems with Hondas.
And yes, the Eagle Talon and the Mitsubishi Eclipse ARE the same cars too.
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-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
Eagle Talon/Plymouth Laser/Mitsubishi Eclipse
Chrysler Conquest/Mitsubishi something (I forget the name)
Chrysler Sebring/Chrysler Cirrus/Dodge Stratus/Dodge Avenger/Plymouth Breeze/Mitsubishi Galant
Dodge Stealth/Mitsubishi 3000GT (AKA Mitsubishi GTO)
Trust me, in the automotive industry, car company you can think of is either owned by someone else, created by someone else, or has a partnership with someone else. I actually have a chart of who owns who:
BMW Automotive Group: DaimlerChrysler Automotive Group: FIAT Group: Ford Motor Company: General Motors: Honda: Hyundai: PSA Group: Renault: Toyota: VW-Audi Group:
BMW
Rolls-Royce
Rover
Mini
MG
Chrysler
Dodge
Jeep
Mercedes-Benz
Mitsubishi
Plymouth
Smart
Alfa Romeo
Ferrari
Fiat
Lancia
Maserati
Aston Martin
Ford
Jaguar
Lincoln
Land Rover
Mazda
Mercury
Volvo
Buick
Cadillac
Chevrolet
GMC
Holden
Hummer
Oldsmobile
Opel
Pontiac
Saab
Saturn
Subaru
Vauxhall
Acura
Honda
Isuzu
Hyundai
Kia
Citreon
Peugeot
Infiniti
Nissan
Renault
Daihatsu
Lexus
Toyota
Audi
Bentley
Bugatti
Lamborghini
Porsche
Seat
Stoda
Volkswagon
Hard to even think of any company anymore that isn't owned by someone else...
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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)
Mustang Class Starship Development Project
[This message has been edited by The359 (edited February 01, 2001).]
I drive a 1981 Dodge Diplomat, and it's quite reliable. We got it about one year ago for $416 and it had 121,539 miles. (We've since put 5,219 miles on it)... for a "beater", it's been a great car.
Total times that it wouldn't start for us: 4 (dead battery; revenge of the dead battery; flooded it with too much gas; unknown issue with carb)
Money invested in repairs/upgrades to this date: ~$247 (Some new assorted hoses and small brake components, a radio, some stuff from the junkyard, a battery)
Money invested in petrol: Umm....318 cubic-inch 2bbl V8 engine, 2400 lb car, heavy right foot, what do you think? *L*
Total road trips: 2
Features: P/s, p/b, p/w, tilt, am/fm/cass, and those cool windshield wipers that you can set on a timer
For a beater from 1981 which deserved either rest or a kind elderly driver (not a new teenage driver) long ago, it's a damn good car. *L*
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-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"My knowledge and experience far exceeds your own, by, oh, about a BILLION times!" -- Q
Er, ...shift. Stickshift, I mean.
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-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
*engine = choices in engine that you could get. At the start, you could choose a slant-six engine or a V8 (318 or 360), auto or standard, 2bbl or 4bbl... whereas after 1980 Chrysler chose their most popular engine and used it only (2bbl 318 V8)
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- Dogbert
Now, if you're driving an automatic Jeep Wrangler, you get my wrath. "What the FUCK IS THAT? Real Jeeps are stick you dip!"
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-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
Well, okay, my dad tried once. ONCE. Then he decided he liked his car better with gears.
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"My knowledge and experience far exceeds your own, by, oh, about a BILLION times!" -- Q
Hell, maybe turn signals are for wimps! Real men stick their arm out the window!
Oh, and power steering and brakes! Real men don't need those, either!
Who even needs a car?! Real mean ride horses!
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"My knowledge and experience far exceeds your own, by, oh, about a BILLION times!" -- Q
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
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Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.
Irony ensues.
Free Jeff K
Ironic, eh? A thread started by Liz turns into a discussion about sex, and it's not even about her!
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
You GUYS! I was trying to vent out my frustration at the fact that I'm now CARLESS and the ultimate SYMBOL of my freedom, independence, and moving on in life is now GONE. Gah..... now you're all whacking off and having sex and stuff. Gross. I hate boys.
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"Apprently, "pooty" involves deities and pretty girls in compromising positions..." ~TSN Jan. 18th, 2001
Couldn't care less!
No, just joking...
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.
Irony ensues.
Free Jeff K
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
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"Businesses used to be like Christianity; if you were faithful and obedient, you could obtain bliss in the afterlife of retirement. Now it's more of a reincarnation model. If the worker learns enough in his current job, he can progress to a higher level of employment elsewhere."
- Dogbert
Rob:
Focus Hatchback? That's scary. I love those things. Especially the blue ones.
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- `OverTheEdge'
Ah, I'll just stop it. Isn't Ford Unconstitutional though? Like using a Presidents name, isn't that againt the law?
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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.
Irony ensues.
Free Jeff K
No, seriously, when I'm on dates, if the girl I'm with drives stick, she'll shift for me. Er ... the clutch. I work the clutch/pedal with my left foot, she works the stickshift with her hand. It's fun. Really. Except when the doors are off and we take a turn too quick and fall out.
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
And, come to think of it, you're the one who brought up "whacking off", not any of us. :-)
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
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"Sack me!? I MADE the BBC!!"
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"Sack me!? I MADE the BBC!!"
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
Yes, Yes, YES!!
We all know what "stick-shift" means re cars, etc.
But does anyone actually understand the expression "to shift someone"? (it's an Irish colloquialism, as if that of any help to YOU lot)
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"Sack me!? I MADE the BBC!!"
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
To shaft someone means tricking someone into a bad deal. Is it the same thing?
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
Correct, but JeffKardde, NOT JEFFK.
There is a major difference. Being 1337 is not a crime.
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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.
Irony ensues.
Free Jeff K
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
Nimrod: Yeah, that "secret stuff in MS WIndows" made me weep with laughter (still sniggering). Go figure.
And I suppose shifting could be viewed as someone (i.e. one of the participants) getting a "bad deal", but not in the same sense as outright "shafting". The intent is rarely malicious.
Lewd yes, sometimes romantic, but rarely malicious.
I should nearly put this in Forum Contests
UM: What. The. Fuck? You talking hex, boy-ee??
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"Sack me!? I MADE the BBC!!"
A while back, we had great laugh watching as everyone tried to work out what the word 'bollocks' meant.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
P.S. do you know what I'm talking about, being a Brit?
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"Sack me!? I MADE the BBC!!"
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
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"Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it."
- Garak, "Empok Nor"
As for "shifting", I've heard the word used in a various number of contexts, but not in the context to which I think you're referring. Then again, I may be well off the mark.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Clue: It's not vulgar.
when O'Brien said bollocks. How'd that slip in? Ooh, Matron!!
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"Sack me!? I MADE the BBC!!"
As for the meaning of the word 'shifting', is it an Irish colloquialism for kissing? That's one of the contexts that I've heard the word used anyway and from your descriptions, it's the only one that fits.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
And YES!!!
You're exactly right! In UM parlance,
Shifting = French kissing = snogging!!
Here's your prize, a smoglagblodge full of Creme Eggs!!
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"Sack me!? I MADE the BBC!!"
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
*wonders if this thread will disintegrate into the farce of previous creme egg threads*
And now for the next mission, what is a smoglagblodge?
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
Which it didn't. But this is almost as bad. What sort of car does Simon drive anyway? Concorde?
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
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What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima
Next on tonight's agenda is Liam's new obsession.
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"Sack me!? I MADE the BBC!!"
How the hell did all this begin anyway? Why did all this begin? Why was it allowed to?
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What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima
Isn't that right, Liam?
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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
SOOOO, onto Liam's love of all things Blackpool-Towerian, or to be more specific, the alledged enormous size of Sol System's penis. I, for one, cannot claim to have encountered said phenomenon. To be perfectly honest, I don't want to.
God, I miss all the Transformer debates. Now we're reduced to this... ------------------ ------------------ What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima [This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited February 08, 2001).]
*shrinks* ------------------ Hey, Liz! Look out the window and tell us if you can see Simon's eclipse... :-) ------------------ ------------------ ~LOA ------------------ ------------------ Today, we bring you Part II of "Use Your Imagniation". Simon mentioned pants & head in a single post. Weeping Laughter ensues. ------------------ Irony ensues. Free Jeff K Another thing, some people over there seem to follow anyone who offers them a glimpse of the truth, so Simon could start a cult dedicated to his penis. He could come up with a new philosophy of life based on his alleged 'huge mass'. I'm sure he'd get many subscribers. ------------------ What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima [This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited February 09, 2001).]
------------------ - Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001
Or her current physical and fiscal status, for that matter. ------------------ ------------------ Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl,
------------------ - Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001
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Grrr. I hit a fucking deer last night. Grrr. ------------------ ------------------ -Tleilaxu Epigram
It was 11:30 last night, I was coming from a delivery in Balt. County (sort of the country-ish part), came down a hill on a curve, and hit it (I'm assuming) with my right front bumper. I don't even really remember what happened, except it jumped in front of me, I almost swerved into another car, and then I was in the church parking lot. I think I broke it's front leg (or both of them). It was trying to limp out of the parking lot and into the woods, and it wasn't having much success. The police showed up, and the officer told me that if Animal Control wasn't in the area, he'd wind up shooting the deer (but I left before that happened). Amazingly, there was no damage to my Jeep! The bumper is AMAZING -- but, probably that I hit him at an angle and not direct on -- led to that. God damn deer. It was at least ten minutes from when I hit it to when the police showed up, and I know the cop was going to wait until both of us left before "finishing" it (another driver pulled over right after I hit the deer, and waited for the police with me). ------------------ [This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited February 10, 2001).]
Glad our Jeep came through, some of the deer strikes from where I am from cause major damage. ------------------ "...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV ------------------ God damn deer, thinking they have the right to be able to run around in the woods. What the fuck was he thinking. I hope that policeman shot him up good, and smacked him around a bit, toteach him a lesson. A DEAD LESSON!!!!!!1 Irony ensues. Free Jeff K [This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited February 10, 2001).]
UM, I think you misunderstand. I'm shocked that I hit a deer and ONLY damaged my bumper. Most people who hit deer have to take their vehicles into the bodyshop. ------------------ You = Major Liberal! ------------------ Irony ensues. Free Jeff K a) it wasn't my fault, I was going the speed limit, on a curve down a hill, and there was nothing I could've done differently (on my side) that would've prevented me from hitting the deer. b) it was last night. I got over it. ------------------ [This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited February 10, 2001).]
------------------ No, actually I almost hit one last week here, with my old Cougar. ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ I wouldn't feel so hot if I had to execute an animal like that... And it's a responsibility if you're alone. We have more moose up here, so a point blank crash usually means the death of all involved. ------------------ -Tleilaxu Epigram
------------------ --Celia Pearce, The Interactive Book [This message has been edited by Tora Ziyal (edited February 10, 2001).]
------------------ Why make a pilgrimage? From where she is, she'd only have to stick her head out the front door to get a look at it. ------------------ ------------------ Hot? Dude, if that deer had hit me a bit further down, he might've knocked me off the road. I wasn't feeling hot, I was feeling "oh my god I could've died" (it's a very narrow road). Thank god for cell phones, because, honestly, the only thing I'd have to kill the deer with is my MagLite and I don't think I'd want to beat it to death with that. Trust me, I'd've preffered not to have hit the deer at all. As for the "deer frozen in headlights" ... I don't know if that's what the deer does, or what the human reaction is afterwards. It certainly seemed to me like the deer was "frozen in my headlights" for a few seconds before we impacted, but I certainly don't think it actually "froze", just that I focused on its heads (my eyes, that is) before I hit it. ------------------ ------------------ - Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001
I think it'd be a bit painful for the animal to be bludgeoned to death by a flashlight, don't you? I know I for one would rather get shot then bludgeoned to death. ------------------ What Geena Davis did was pretty good, though. Taking it by the horns and twisting, but it could get pretty nasty if the poor thing still stands, like you said. I'm sorry, this is horrible, but I thought of that "Jim Carrey"-movie. ------------------ -Tleilaxu Epigram
------------------ It was trashed on the inside. It had a dead batteryv that took a while to get started, and they aparently removed the computer in my car at least for a while, if they put it back at all. It hasn't been to a mechanic yet, so I don't know if the parts that are there are actually parts to the car, or just crap parts stuck in to make me THINK they didn't damage the car. There's some body damage that needs to be taken care of (grr!)and the car was taken on a 150 mile joy ride, according to the odometer. I got it back on Friday morning at 1am, and since then I've cleaned it up a bit, gotten it washed, and had the body work appraised. Monday I have to take it to a mechanic and have THAT checked out, then I have to take it to a stereo shop to have an estimate done on replacing all of the factory installed stereo equipment that was gone. Tues, my insurance company is appraising the value, and from there I'll get a check... but I still get to keep the car. Anyone ever read the book by Stephen King called "Christine"? That's what I've named this car now, because no matter WHAT happens, it keeps coming back.... quite frankly, the car scares me at this point, but what can I do? Pleh..... ~LOA ------------------ ------------------ Sell it! Sell it! You got a Carmax up there? ------------------ [This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited February 11, 2001).]
I'm not going by brand, but class. HT, PT, AT or MT? ------------------ "Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
------------------ Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl,
Deer are really a problem here in the DC/Baltimore area. There have been quite a number of accidents caused by deer running across the highways during rush hour. I think more of 'em get killed hitting cars then during hunting season. The state has sponsered "hunt days" specificly to cull the deer population, but those don't work too well. PG county puts some cops with silenced rifles in the parks some nights to try and get some. Fucking deer. Grrr. Speak of the devil! I just got a "4-wheel drive" magazine, so I'm going to go look for a grill to mount on the front of my Jeep. Friday night kind of drove home the point that I need something big and bulky to knock deer (or little children) out of the way with. ------------------ [This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited February 12, 2001).]
------------------ He just have to call out "Viagra!! Come get your fresh Viagra!!", and then all will be well... ------------------ -Tleilaxu Epigram
------------------ He wants to pay back the deer population for fucking up his cars. Two of them hit his Colt, and two hit his old Isuzu pickup. Both are cheap made, and took much damage. ------------------
------------------ How can Rolls-Royce and Bentley be owned by two different company, aren't they the same thing? and damn, look at Fiat, they owned like two of the finest sport car labels in Europe! ------------------
------------------ -Tleilaxu Epigram
We have had a Ritmo, a Regata, two Tempra's and a Marea. Lovely cars. Re: Deer hitting cars ------------------ ------------------ "...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
Strangly enough, the last one walked away from it. Speed limit is about fourty in the area, and the deer bounced off the car, and took off. Probably sore the next morning though. ------------------
Daryus, do you own a Jeep? ------------------
"Sack me!? I MADE the BBC!!"
Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
So Simon was dancing for Liam over a webcam linkup when the 'sproing' happened, right?
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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
Or just dancing over Liam...
"Sack me!? I MADE the BBC!!"
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Yeah, Liz is getting ignored in her own thread. We should invlove her somehow...
My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I do not think that we should mock the almighty Simon "big mass" Sizer, lest he run us through.
"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Come on, you guys... his penis can't be THAT big..... yeesh
"Apprently, "pooty" involves deities and pretty girls in compromising positions..." ~TSN Jan. 18th, 2001
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I don't know whether to laugh or cry or write a satirical play in which you, yes, all of you! feature as characters in a big town called Stupid Pants Head.
I will shout until they know what I mean.
--
Neutral Milk Hotel
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!
Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
...pants...head...
"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.
Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
Can't be THAT big? Well if Liam's assertions are correct, then the US could fight an entire war with Simon's dick as the only weapon.
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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
I feel I must point out that LOA is apparently about the closest person to Simon, geographically. I think we should demand she make a pilgrimage to determine once and for all the exact measurements, and answer one question that has troubled the ages: are we talking length, girth. . . or both?
"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
I don't know if Liz's religious beliefs would allow that.
Disclaimer:
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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Egad!!
I came here to see if anyone had heard from Liz, and find this thread. Again, Egad!
All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too.
Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl.
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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
I really should look into this religion thing, it souncd nice and safe and boring. My current lifestyle's focal points of alcohol, drugs and meaningless sex are beginning to have an adverse affect. I don't even remember how I got home last night, for Christ's sake. . .
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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Just remember to lubricate your Belief Engine before you go looking into religions. They mostly use Snake oil, which isn't good for your Paradigm Shift.
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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
With the what now? 8)
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Don't forget to keep a close on your Rotating Manfibulator.
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
That's terrible. It died immediately, I hope?
Here lies a toppled god,
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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
No.
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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
JeffK, the deer hunter.....
"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
If I'd been a foot further up the road, it would've done more damage 'cuz he would've impacted at the front right wheel. That would suck -- as it was, the impact almost caused me to lose control (and since there was another car coming the opposite way, that woulda' blown chunks). GET A JEEP! Great for ramming your way through deer ...
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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
Damn! You almost damaged your bumper! Holy fuck! Good thing that deer wasn't bigger, or you might have had a scratch! But you got him good! Serves him right for jumping in front of your - the man's - jeep.
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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Well, the deer population in Maryland is huge. The state has organized "Hunt-A-Thons" to go whack 'em to bring it under control, but there's a huge problem with people hitting deer, we got so many of them.
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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
JeffK, I think you misunderstand. I'm shocked that you hit a deer and ONLY worried about your bumper. Most people who hit deer have are at least a little shaken up at killing some large creature.
"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
I was shaken up by hitting the deer. Did I ever say I wasn't? If I'd been just a little bit father up the road, he would've slammed into the side of the engine, and might've knocked me into oncoming traffic. If I'd been a foot back, I would've hit him dead on. But ...
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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Hey, LOA, you get your car back yet?
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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Jeeps don't kill deer... Liberals with Jeeps kill deer!
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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Well, actually the cop killed the deer ...
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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
No, the Industrial Revolution killed the deer.
I will shout until they know what I mean.
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
How did all this get in here while I was away?
Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :
If wolves hadn't been mass-persecuted, you wouldn't have a deer problem in the first place.
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
JeffK: Yeah, Liz got her car back. It's apparently a mess, but unfortunately driveable. Yes, I say "unfortunately", because that simple fact of driveability means she's screwed out of the insurance payoff she would have had, otherwise. This was Thursday night that they found it, and I haven't talked to her since, so I don't know any more details.
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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"I feel I must point out that LOA is apparently about the closest person to Simon, geographically. I think we should demand she make a pilgrimage to determine once and for all the exact measurements"
"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Hell, just taking the measuring tape from one end to the other could be considered a pilgrimage...
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Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :
You people are sick. And there's no way- *sees part of Sol outside the window stretching on* I stand corrected.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
I wouldn't feel so hot if I had to execute an animal like that ... And it's a responsibility if you're alone
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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
So thst's why people have MagLites. I suppose the mini-pen one I keep in my car wouldn't do. And what was it about the idea of bludgeoning this poor creature to death with a torch that so disconcerted you? How traumatic it would be for you, having to listen to it's squeals of pain as you laid into it? Or were you concerned your torch might get damaged? 8)
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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Actually, I have a MagLite to help me find my way to homes who don't turn their house lights on
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
A friend of mine has a survival-knife in his car, but not primarily for deer. I worry, really...
Might take you a couple of minutes, especially if he's hefty, huh?
Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
No horns.
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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Yes, I got the car back... sorry, didn't realize anyone here had even noticed that it was missing
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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
And on a side note.... Geographically, yes, I'm the closest to Simon.... but I'm not so sure that I want to spend time with the measuring tape like that I AM, however, taking a trip to Seattle at the beginning of March.... *grin* Yay for Old Navy!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
I had a car like that. I named it "Piece of Overpriced Shit" because Christine is too pretty a name to use on a Piece of Overpriced Shit.
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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
Jeff, what tyres do you have on the wrangler?
Re: Russia in WWII
- DT.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
I have a buddy who has killed four deer with his car. His brother has been hunting for years and has never got one. Deer go out of their way to get in front of PEP's cars. He was driving south on Kanawha blvd, which has an interstate running beside it on one side, and the Kanawha river on the other. A deer jumped the burm beside the road and dived into the side of his car. Mangled his dodge colt from the headlight to the back bumper. He talks about getting a rifle and evening the score during hunting season.
All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too.
Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl.
Bob Dylan
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Not quite sure whatcha mean, Daryus. I've got the smallest tires the dealership will put on Jeeps (which are still rather sizeable). I plan on upgrading to something a bit bigger next fall. Um, I'll go check next time I go out to my Jeep. Do you drive a Jeep? They're great vehicles. I highly recommend them.
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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Kosh, your mate has killed 4 deer, and he wants to get a rifle and even the score in hunting season? By doing what? Shooting car drivers?
"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
No, you sillybilly! Hunters of course!
Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Apparently the deer managed to smack the side of the Jeep a bit too ... gotta get my left side turn signal cover replaced.
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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote:
Kosh, your mate has killed 4 deer, and he wants to get a rifle and even the score in hunting season? By doing what? Shooting car drivers?
I DO NOT ENJOY BOTH GENDERS!!!
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Less than the deer, I'd bet...
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Posted by BlueElectron (Member # 281) on :
Sorry to bring up an old topic:
If a diamond is a woman's best friend, why does a man has to settle for a dog?
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Not at all, there are many design differences between the two.
Plus, I don't think a bentley-owner could get a bentley-mechanic to travel to his location and fix his car if it broke down...
Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
Yep, Fiat's are really good cars. just because they haven't got 4-6 litre engines and are actually economical to drive doesm't mean they are bad cars.
I thought that one could put revolving blades on the front and sides of one's car in certain states. Or was that flamethrowers?
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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Both actually, that way you can slice and cook the vension all at once....
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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote:
Less than the deer, I'd bet...
I DO NOT ENJOY BOTH GENDERS!!!
Ultra Magnus
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
My deer tried to walk off. It didn't make it far, not being able to stand on its front legs and all. Poor thing...
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