Is anyone else sick of hearing that stupid fucking prank program that opens an audio file saying "Hey everybody, I'm watching porno over here!" ? Every time I hear it I want to hit someone/something. No one's ever sent it to me but I hear it happening to other people in the PC suites in college. It's so bloody stupid, it's not like anyone gives a shit if someone's watching porn anyway.
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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
*pant, pant* You mean they're NOT?! I've been running around all morning following the sound, trying to have a loo- er, tell them off. *pant, pant* Must rest. . . *collapse*
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Where is this file? It sounds fun.
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Hehe, I found it on a page of sound files, but my computer here at work has the F-Secure software and it says "Don't open this!!!". Ok.
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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
Trust me, it's not so funny after the first 30 or so times you've heard it.
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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
I've only heard it the once, Jamie. And it's funny.
Maybe if you didn't idle away countless hours in the Suites practising the one-handed browsing, your nose wouldn't be so put out of joint by these pretenders.
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Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
They sell windex for those who practice one-handed browsing, you know.
I just wait for the day when they install windshield wipers on the PC monitor. Those will be the days of utopia....
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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
I hate to ask but why would you want windshield wipers on your PC's monitor? If it's what I THINK...
Oy.
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I refer you to the prior mention of "one-handed browsing" and point out that it is, in fact, what you think. The end result of a single-participant man train, as it were...
And I have no idea what this prank is that everyone's talking about. A forwarded e-mail, or what?
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
One-handed browsing, pleh! Pranks, bah! Those are not the ambitions of a turnippion.
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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
Nor of the RESTITUTOR TURNIPUS, known to you plebes as Me. A turnip in of itself must be carried with two hands, so as to protect it from heathenous infidels who have sex with goats, and perhaps Goatse Cx, namely you.
King Turnip has decreed it so.
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
ALL HAIL TURNIPUS REX!
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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
It seems to me that another power may be rising to challenge curry. It must be ruthlessly crushed.
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
You want us to pick another-target-a-military-target then name the cult! Your pitiful stew is no match against the power of the shark side! (two fingers)