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Is anyone else sick of hearing that stupid fucking prank program that opens an audio file saying "Hey everybody, I'm watching porno over here!" ? Every time I hear it I want to hit someone/something. No one's ever sent it to me but I hear it happening to other people in the PC suites in college. It's so bloody stupid, it's not like anyone gives a shit if someone's watching porn anyway.
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*pant, pant* You mean they're NOT?! I've been running around all morning following the sound, trying to have a loo- er, tell them off. *pant, pant* Must rest. . . *collapse*
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But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
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I've only heard it the once, Jamie. And it's funny.
Maybe if you didn't idle away countless hours in the Suites practising the one-handed browsing, your nose wouldn't be so put out of joint by these pretenders.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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I refer you to the prior mention of "one-handed browsing" and point out that it is, in fact, what you think. The end result of a single-participant man train, as it were...
And I have no idea what this prank is that everyone's talking about. A forwarded e-mail, or what?
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Nor of the RESTITUTOR TURNIPUS, known to you plebes as Me. A turnip in of itself must be carried with two hands, so as to protect it from heathenous infidels who have sex with goats, and perhaps Goatse Cx, namely you.
King Turnip has decreed it so.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
------------------ "Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow." -Maynard James Keenan
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You want us to pick another-target-a-military-target then name the cult! Your pitiful stew is no match against the power of the shark side! (two fingers)
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