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"I was as dead as a lesbian black chick at a republican fundraiser."
--Burns Flipper, The Longest Journey
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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Card-Carrying Member of the Flare APAO
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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
Now, even though I do watch a little "non-adult" TV, as it were (Son Goku vs Darth Vadar!), I have to admit that I have never seen an episode of Butt Ugly Martians. It's on CITV, at a normal time, after Pokemon, but I just haven't seen it. Actually, I thought it was a US show. The use of "butt-ugly" screams yank.
But, what I've gathered, it's CGI-ed, and it's about 3 martians who have been sent to Earth to destroy it, but they hit their heads when they are babies, and become nice, and don't know they are aliens, until their brothers who are named after Radishes come to Earth and kill them. But they get better, and go to another planet and fight a strangle lizard alien thing who might talk like a woman and who wears black lipstick and the thing just goes on and on and on and JUST FUCKING KILL HIM!
Er, or it's about 3 aliens who come to Earth to destroy it, but don't. They become friends with humans. Wacky hi-jinks ensue.
For a computer game, if this was 1991, I'd suggest a bad scrolling platform game. As this is 2001, I'd suggest a bad first-person shooter.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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"butt-ugly"
I've heard this phrase used many times, but I can't say I've ever heard it on TV.
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yes, I'm very dutrnk at the moment, and i'm doing my type to best so shut up! JK
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
...that I'm telling you about...
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"