Oh, sweet negro JESUS, it's a fucking TRACTOR! I thought it was gonna be something COOL.
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
If I want a tractor, I'll go to my grandfather's farm. He's got three.
Okay, only one is new (if "new" means built before 1975), but, hey ...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I got into trouble at a Sears once because of a tractor lawnmower. I was around 7 years old at the time and very bored as my parents shopped for kitchen appliances. My sister and I were playing on the tractors, and the one I was on had a little bit of gasoline in the tank and the keys in the ignition. Just before this, my parents were complaining about not being able to find any help. A split second after I discovered the keys, my parents had more than enough sales associates to help them. Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
SPAM ALERT!@!!! BAN HIM! BAN HIM!!!
just kidding of course
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Sol's typical summer day: Driving a tractor.
Toys purchased when Sol was just a wee lad: Tractors.
Sol's average summer emotional state: Bitter.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Siegfried: You got in trouble? I think your family should have sued the store, or something. They deserve it for being so stupid as to leave a fueled tractor with the keys on the floor for anyone to start...
Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :
Sol: Why?
Driving tractors is fun! You get air conditioning, radio, nice seat, nice view, easy job, etc...
Just like playing with big toys (which is cool, BTW). =]
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Zis obsession with tractors is beink a new feature in young Adam's life. I am hypothesizink that is is to do viz zer runnink of zer Intrepid-class carship into zer mailbox; ever since zis event he iss seeking out zer forms of transport indestructible to all except zer Maverick anti-tank missile. . . Either zat, or somethink to do vith his mother.
Pliss to be contactink me, Herr Heinbuch, ve haf many hours of therapy still to go! 8)
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Tractors? Man, I live on a FARM!.
No thanks... unless you've got one that transforms into Tractimus Prime.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Would he speak like a hick & eat hayseeds?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
He'd fit right in with Optimus then.
"I am hypothesizink that is is to do viz zer runnink of zer Intrepid-class carship into zer mailbox; ever since zis event he iss seeking out zer forms of transport indestructible to all."
I recommend he pops down to the next DS9 boot sale and pick up the Rio Grande. It's probably going for a song these days.
