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The Vorlon
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I sell these bad boys...

Anyone want one? =]

http://talk.newagtalk.com/forums/ToyTalk/posts/6782.html

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Sheridan: "Well, as answers go, short, to the point, utterly useless and totally consistant with what I've come to expect from a Vorlon..."
Kosh: "Good."
Sheridan: "I REALLY hate it when you do that..."
Kosh: "Good."


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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Oh, sweet negro JESUS, it's a fucking TRACTOR! I thought it was gonna be something COOL.

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"The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"

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Malnurtured Snay
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If I want a tractor, I'll go to my grandfather's farm. He's got three.

Okay, only one is new (if "new" means built before 1975), but, hey ...

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Siegfried
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I got into trouble at a Sears once because of a tractor lawnmower. I was around 7 years old at the time and very bored as my parents shopped for kitchen appliances. My sister and I were playing on the tractors, and the one I was on had a little bit of gasoline in the tank and the keys in the ignition. Just before this, my parents were complaining about not being able to find any help. A split second after I discovered the keys, my parents had more than enough sales associates to help them.

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Jeff Raven
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SPAM ALERT!@!!! BAN HIM! BAN HIM!!!


just kidding of course

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Sol's typical summer day: Driving a tractor.

Toys purchased when Sol was just a wee lad: Tractors.

Sol's average summer emotional state: Bitter.


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Siegfried: You got in trouble? I think your family should have sued the store, or something. They deserve it for being so stupid as to leave a fueled tractor with the keys on the floor for anyone to start...
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The Vorlon
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Sol: Why?

Driving tractors is fun! You get air conditioning, radio, nice seat, nice view, easy job, etc...

Just like playing with big toys (which is cool, BTW). =]

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Sheridan: "Well, as answers go, short, to the point, utterly useless and totally consistant with what I've come to expect from a Vorlon..."
Kosh: "Good."
Sheridan: "I REALLY hate it when you do that..."
Kosh: "Good."


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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Zis obsession with tractors is beink a new feature in young Adam's life. I am hypothesizink that is is to do viz zer runnink of zer Intrepid-class carship into zer mailbox; ever since zis event he iss seeking out zer forms of transport indestructible to all except zer Maverick anti-tank missile. . . Either zat, or somethink to do vith his mother.

Pliss to be contactink me, Herr Heinbuch, ve haf many hours of therapy still to go! 8)

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First of Two
Better than you
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Tractors? Man, I live on a FARM!.

No thanks... unless you've got one that transforms into Tractimus Prime.

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"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword


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Shik
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Would he speak like a hick & eat hayseeds?

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"The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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He'd fit right in with Optimus then.

"I am hypothesizink that is is to do viz zer runnink of zer Intrepid-class carship into zer mailbox; ever since zis event he iss seeking out zer forms of transport indestructible to all."

I recommend he pops down to the next DS9 boot sale and pick up the Rio Grande. It's probably going for a song these days.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.


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Sol System
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Air conditioning? Big toys? The hell?
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