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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
I have moved into a new house! Which hasn't got a phone line. Which is why I haven't posted (you want me to sit in a library and read about all your problems when I could be sleeping? Madness!)

It's been fun. Four lads. All younger than me (that's what happens when you sod about for two years), but that's fine.

We've got all the cleaning arguments (mainly) sorted. Now we've just got a year of tea making, watching the Tweenies and Diagnosis Murder (and Neighbours. Ooh, that Darsy's evil), and going out. Oh, and going to lectures and stuff.

It was my birthday last Thursday! I was 22! Which seem s incredibly old (especially I am living with 19 and 20 year olds). I have no good birthdays left to look forward to. It's just a slide into old age. Still, 22 was good. I got some Powerpuff figurines, I'm Alan Partidge on video, a Rainbow pencil set, and, best of all, Dogs on TV: A viewfinder that shows dogs on (yes!) TV. Brilliant.

Since we had people at our house, I was in charge of music. Which was good, as I got to play Round Are Way, the Vic and Bob version of I'm A Believer, Parklife, Teenage Kicks, and Help! and no-one could complain! Ha ha ha!

We also had our patented cocktail, the Raging Homosexual, which consists of a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of cider, and ribena (or cheap blackcurrent substitute) poured into a bowl. From which we fill our glasses. Between that and the Vodka Ice-cream, fun occured. I apparently went to a club for 4 hours, but I can only remember that they played the Eurasur version of "A Little Respect". I have a general feeling it was good, although one of my mates was pissed on in the toilet. He got a free drink out of it though, so I think it was worth it.

So, there we have it. My life at the moment. I send this message out to friends and stalkers. Please love me.
 


Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
 
uhhhhhhh LOL. Ok. I love you!!!!
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
quote:
I was 22!

So you're 23 now?

Congrats. On the b-day and the move.
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
I was 22 on my birthday. I still am. You silly man.

I also invented a drinking game! I have done 2 things on my "to do" list for life.
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
What are the others?
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Walk on the moon.
Write a novel.
Live to see Omega having sex.
Live to tell people that I don't mean actually watching Omega have sex.
Eat a dinosaur.
Marry grown-up Blossom.
Get sucked into my TV in a strange twilight zone-type manner.
Meet Simon.
Invent underwear that doesn't climb up your arse.
Invent non-hangover producing drink.
Have women who don't look less attractive that the average goat strip naked the instand I walk in the room.
Marry Susan Kennedy from Neighbours.
Marry Judie from the Tweenies. (I am allowed to marry multiple women who aren't real).
Kill a dear with my jeep.
Other stuff that I think up as I go along.
Invent a new cocktail.
Invent a new drinking game.

I have done the last two things.
 


Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Live to see Omega having sex.

*smites Liam*

Live to tell people that I don't mean actually watching Omega have sex.

*looks down at Liam's lifeless body*

Whoops...

Invent non-hangover producing drink.

Like water, you mean?

Have women who don't look less attractive that the average goat strip naked the instand I walk in the room.

I think I'd start with one woman, then work my way up...
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
quote:
Like water, you mean?

No. It's clearly understood that when people say "drink", they are refering to beer or another alcholic beverage. That's why I don't get pulled over when a cop sees me drinking a bottle of water while driving.

As for smiting Liam, don't you ever read the Bible? Thou shalt not murder/kill, whatever.

[ September 27, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]


 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Hello, civility police speaking. Be civil. My patience is so thin you could use it to do fun things on the quantum scale.
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Grown-up Blossom? No way. Slightly-grown-up Six, now you're talking. 8)
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
considering that Jenna von Oy is still playing a teenage girl on some WB or UPN show while in her 20s gives you some hope
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Woohoo!
 
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
 
Merry birthday, ProtoPsy! *pulls curtain* You may choose from my personal turnip collection! My advice, try the Teriyaki ones, they go with everything. Tell your friends!

Grown-up Carrie "Newt" Henn from "Aliens" should be fairly interesting too, considering she's a -76. Pity sha gave up acting.

[ September 28, 2001: Message edited by: G.K Nimrod ]


 
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
Happy Birthday Liam!!


Hanging around with younger people can be a good thing, at least you can keep up with the changes in slang terms.
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
"Grown-up Blossom? No way. Slightly-grown-up Six, now you're talking. 8)"

Now, I am ashamed to say that I have no idea who Six is. Jeri Ryan's younger sister? (Because! You See! Ahhh!)

I notice that you didn't question my alternative choices of Judie and Susan Kennedy.
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
"Hanging around with younger people can be a good thing, at least you can keep up with the changes in slang terms."

The only new slang term I've heard is "rat", which is slang for, well, you figure it out.

Other than that, we tend to be boring, and descibe stuff as "good" or "bad". If we're feeling crazy, we might stretch as far as "cool".
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Hell. If Liam feels old at just having turned twenty-two, I must be ancient for having already spent six months at twenty-two. I'm old.

On another note, I hear that the actress who played Punky Brewster all those years ago is quite a foxy lady now. I think her name was Soleil Moon Frye or something similar.
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Old? You munchkins don't know the MEANING of OLD.

I'll be slamming up against the big three-oh (what's the oh stand for? "Oh my GOD, I'm OLD!" in Sixteen days! (October 14th, no presents, just send money)

I'll also be (with luck) moving in to my new apartment (finally!) at about that time, assuming I can get the carpet and linoleum replaced by then, and at least one room painted.
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
The apartment doesn't come painted? Or are you planning on your own color schemes?

When I get my townhome (here's hoping), I'm planning on painting at least one room a butterscotch. Maybe the room with the pool-table ...
 


Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Hey... weren't you supposed to be getting married or somethin', Rob? What ever happened with that?
 


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