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I have moved into a new house! Which hasn't got a phone line. Which is why I haven't posted (you want me to sit in a library and read about all your problems when I could be sleeping? Madness!)
It's been fun. Four lads. All younger than me (that's what happens when you sod about for two years), but that's fine.
We've got all the cleaning arguments (mainly) sorted. Now we've just got a year of tea making, watching the Tweenies and Diagnosis Murder (and Neighbours. Ooh, that Darsy's evil), and going out. Oh, and going to lectures and stuff.
It was my birthday last Thursday! I was 22! Which seem s incredibly old (especially I am living with 19 and 20 year olds). I have no good birthdays left to look forward to. It's just a slide into old age. Still, 22 was good. I got some Powerpuff figurines, I'm Alan Partidge on video, a Rainbow pencil set, and, best of all, Dogs on TV: A viewfinder that shows dogs on (yes!) TV. Brilliant.
Since we had people at our house, I was in charge of music. Which was good, as I got to play Round Are Way, the Vic and Bob version of I'm A Believer, Parklife, Teenage Kicks, and Help! and no-one could complain! Ha ha ha!
We also had our patented cocktail, the Raging Homosexual, which consists of a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of cider, and ribena (or cheap blackcurrent substitute) poured into a bowl. From which we fill our glasses. Between that and the Vodka Ice-cream, fun occured. I apparently went to a club for 4 hours, but I can only remember that they played the Eurasur version of "A Little Respect". I have a general feeling it was good, although one of my mates was pissed on in the toilet. He got a free drink out of it though, so I think it was worth it.
So, there we have it. My life at the moment. I send this message out to friends and stalkers. Please love me.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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I was 22 on my birthday. I still am. You silly man.
I also invented a drinking game! I have done 2 things on my "to do" list for life.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Walk on the moon. Write a novel. Live to see Omega having sex. Live to tell people that I don't mean actually watching Omega have sex. Eat a dinosaur. Marry grown-up Blossom. Get sucked into my TV in a strange twilight zone-type manner. Meet Simon. Invent underwear that doesn't climb up your arse. Invent non-hangover producing drink. Have women who don't look less attractive that the average goat strip naked the instand I walk in the room. Marry Susan Kennedy from Neighbours. Marry Judie from the Tweenies. (I am allowed to marry multiple women who aren't real). Kill a dear with my jeep. Other stuff that I think up as I go along. Invent a new cocktail. Invent a new drinking game.
I have done the last two things.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
No. It's clearly understood that when people say "drink", they are refering to beer or another alcholic beverage. That's why I don't get pulled over when a cop sees me drinking a bottle of water while driving.
As for smiting Liam, don't you ever read the Bible? Thou shalt not murder/kill, whatever.
[ September 27, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]
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Hello, civility police speaking. Be civil. My patience is so thin you could use it to do fun things on the quantum scale.
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Merry birthday, ProtoPsy! *pulls curtain* You may choose from my personal turnip collection! My advice, try the Teriyaki ones, they go with everything. Tell your friends!
Grown-up Carrie "Newt" Henn from "Aliens" should be fairly interesting too, considering she's a -76. Pity sha gave up acting.
[ September 28, 2001: Message edited by: G.K Nimrod ]
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"Grown-up Blossom? No way. Slightly-grown-up Six, now you're talking. 8)"
Now, I am ashamed to say that I have no idea who Six is. Jeri Ryan's younger sister? (Because! You See! Ahhh!)
I notice that you didn't question my alternative choices of Judie and Susan Kennedy.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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