- Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. - Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser. - Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again. - Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. - Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am. - Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember). - Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. - Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong. - Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. - Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. - Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. - Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
- Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember). This is known as a leghold date. Where you wake up with your arm under something ugly and you chew it off rather than wake the thing up.
Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy If it wasn't for alcohol most of us wouldn't be here.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
quote:If it wasn't for alcohol most of us wouldn't be here
*GASP* Are you saying God was drunk?! Flameboard! Flameboard!
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
lol
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Somebody should send this list to Liam when he goes off on the rest of us for suggesting that drinking ain't good for you.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Of course it's not good for you. Alcohol is a poison. Duh.
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
Oh oh! I got one!
-Alcohol may cause you to think that gravity no longer applies to you. When in fact, it does.
Posted by Battle Damage Chest Insignia MIB (Member # 426) on :
Warning: Alcohol may give you a vomity after taste upon too much consumption.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
"WARNING: Members of the opposite sex may be uglier than they appear."
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Not Necessarily, Shik. Remember the "Beer Goggles" in the Simpsons?
- Consumption of Alcohol may lead you to believe that your ugly neighbour/co-worker/friend/friend's spouse has had recent plastic surgury along with possible recent weight loss.
[ December 11, 2001: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"Not Necessarily, Shik. Remember the "Beer Goggles" in the Simpsons?"
Er, surely that's exactly what Shik was saying?
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
