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Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Chew Before You Swallow
 
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
 
I thought he just freaked out about something that happened in the game.
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
There is no excuse for him to choke. I am personaly affronted by this.

Baltimore went to the Superbowl LAST year, and here we are again, about to go again, and he chokes because of it! C'mon, Dubya, we've already been to the Superbowl! Hell, you invited the team down afterwards to visit you! Why you gotta act like its a big surprise when we're on the road again?

Baltimore remembers. Baltimore is upset.

[Frown]

(Although CNN did a story on this, they tied it into why those with low blood pressure are more susecptible to it -- probably something to do with all the salt or what not. Who knows?)

[ January 14, 2002: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
You really think that's what happened?
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
What else could cause the President to choke on a pretzel? I can see it now.

"Hah. The Ravens suck. Their win last year was a fluke. What? Oh my god, they won the ga -- ack! Gagh! Gagh!"
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Wonderful. We have a president whose heart stops when he eats pretzels. We have a vice-president who's probably already died of a heart attack, and that's why no-one can find him. What's next? Will the Speaker of the House have his heart cut out and eaten by rampaging Klingons?
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Meanwhile, over here we have the younger of the two Princes getting caught drinking underage and smoking dope. This is excellent news. I'm hoping Harry will become the evil Prince, who (since Charles is actually his father, unlike William) will murder his brother and seize the throne. Now THAT'S what I call making the Monarchy interesting. 8)
 
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
 
Even though he was alone, when they heard the president choking, two Secret Service agents rushed in and wrestled the pretzel to the ground. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
We have a president whose heart stops when he eats pretzels. We have a vice-president who's probably already died of a heart attack, and that's why no-one can find him. What's next? Will the Speaker of the House have his heart cut out and eaten by rampaging Klingons?

Insert Tom Daschle "heartless" joke here.
 
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
 
*throws genetically modified tomato at Omega*
 
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
 
Bush looks a bit like Prince Charles in that picture, with the hair and the nose, you know?
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Charles isn't Williams father? Wow, do I not pay attention to anything...

I love the fact that Harry got caugh with Dope, and so was sent to a Heroin rehabilitation clinic. Because obviously that's the same. In the same way that if you catch someone having an arm-wrestle, you should send them to the same place that convinced murderers go.

The Daily Mail also commented that Labour is something Stalin would have loved. Because Blair has a ten year plan for fixing the railways, and Stalin had ten year plans for being a dictator and stuff.

Not reaching at all, are they?
 


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