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Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/020212/6/j3et.html

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Oh, dear god. I'm sending that one to my friends! [Big Grin]

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

Definitely one for the archives.

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Does this mean a girl is committing self mutilation if she's.....*ahem*... [Big Grin]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

*thinks about last night* Oops.

Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :

Ah...I see the man bought the model I call "Miguel" during his stay in Mexico.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

You call it "Miguel," I call it "Mr. Snuffleuppagus." [Big Grin]

Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :

Sieg, you're not queer enough to handle "Miguel"...or that dildo.

[ February 13, 2002, 00:14: Message edited by: Michael_T ]

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

That's fighting talk. I wouldn't stand for that Seiggy.

Lee: You attacked your fiance with a giant dildo? While I do think that couples should try new things to keep relationships fresh, there does come a point where you can go too far.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I'll have you know, Michael_T, that I'm a world-league master at handling sexual apparatuses. Especially big honkin' dildoes. Parry, parry, thrust, thrust, and all that. So don't go saying I ain't queer enough when I'm the queerest one around these parts! [Big Grin]

Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :

Heh heh heh. Sounds like a challenge! Siegfried vs. Michael_T. Fight of the century!! Tickets $20! Come one come all!!

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I get a 32% cut on all proceeds from ticket sales and 17% of the proceeds from the concession sales.

Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :

Haha, you wouldn't be able to handle me Sieg...

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

That sounds like a personal challenge (much like the All You Can Eat Buffets). You're on. Bring it, Michael_T!

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

So Siegfried is riding the man-train ...

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I'm doing the Loco-Motion, baby.

Come on, hit me, baby, one more time!

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

[TAKEI]Ohhhhhh myyyyyyy[/TAKEI]

Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :

Valentines Day today (ICK!). Only good thing about the day was that I had a test, so there was at least some resemblance to silence in the classroom. I swear I got sick to my stomach, there were so many people acting all wierd and mushy all day.

Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :

Well, that would be just a pretense for sex.