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Oh, dear god. I'm sending that one to my friends!
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just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Definitely one for the archives.
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Does this mean a girl is committing self mutilation if she's.....*ahem*...
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Ah...I see the man bought the model I call "Miguel" during his stay in Mexico.
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You call it "Miguel," I call it "Mr. Snuffleuppagus."
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Sieg, you're not queer enough to handle "Miguel"...or that dildo.
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That's fighting talk. I wouldn't stand for that Seiggy.
Lee: You attacked your fiance with a giant dildo? While I do think that couples should try new things to keep relationships fresh, there does come a point where you can go too far.
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I'll have you know, Michael_T, that I'm a world-league master at handling sexual apparatuses. Especially big honkin' dildoes. Parry, parry, thrust, thrust, and all that. So don't go saying I ain't queer enough when I'm the queerest one around these parts!
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Heh heh heh. Sounds like a challenge! Siegfried vs. Michael_T. Fight of the century!! Tickets $20! Come one come all!!
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I get a 32% cut on all proceeds from ticket sales and 17% of the proceeds from the concession sales.
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Haha, you wouldn't be able to handle me Sieg...
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That sounds like a personal challenge (much like the All You Can Eat Buffets). You're on. Bring it, Michael_T!
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