From the Onion, some new Shorthand for the Internet. I hope nobody uses some of these here.
LODLSM: Logged On Dressed Like Sailor Moon
XIF: Christ, I'm Fat
DYHTNTMBG: Did you hear the new They Might Be Giants?
18/F/NYC: Pockmarked 46-Year-Old in Bathrobe
IHTWBSAP: I have trouble with basic spelling and punctuation
JEOMK: Just ejaculated on my keyboard
NTBUSWAB: Not to bring up Star Wars again, but...
TOMTB: Taking off my training bra
CILYIMBF?: Can I lock you in my basement forever?
HOGMP: Hang On, getting more pringles
WSTS: Weaping silently to self
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
On the advice of my attorney, I must respectively assert my Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
haha, I'm gonna have to start using those now...
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Or variations thereof:
JEOTMT.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Just Ejaculated on the Mother Trucker?
Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
Just Ejaculated On The Man-Train?
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
Megaturnip.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Just Ejaculated On The Man-Train?"
Wouldn't a more appropriate preposition be "in"?
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Depends on if you were riding, 'in' it would be fine.. but if you were stadning at a point off to the side of the train then 'on' would fit better. Which train is this now?
*someone whispers in my ear*
What kind of train is that!?
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
It's a train that'll cost you $30 on the streetcorner.
Not that I know that or anything... Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I always knew that Matt "The359" Dock was a pimp...
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
er, um, yeah... Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
He's not a pimp.
He's a customer.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
"I'm not only the Pimp of the Man-Train, I'm also a client!" -- just call him Sy Sperling
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Yeah yeah...
er, wait, I mean NO! Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Wow, I haven't seen you this angry since that time I called you a hot piece of man-meat. Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
That's a compliment. How could you be angry?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
He was angry 'cause he wanted a woman to tell him that, not a guy. Like Tim, he also wants the woman love.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Indeed. *broods in silent frustration*
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Who doesn't. Oh wait, maybe I know.
I AM NOT TEH CONDUCOTR!!!!
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
[80s] Come on do the locomotion with me! [/80s]
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Funny you sing that song. Kylie Minogue's "Locomotion". You should hear her new song, "Can't Get You Out Of My Head". Totally different.
Oh and I've heard it from a woman. Last weekend actually. Ah, Ash.... Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Matt got the woman love. I got the woman love last week. Tim's getting his woman love this week, I bet.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
"I got the woman love last week"
On the first date? Trekkies are pekish. Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
I didn't really get the woman love. We're in a sticky situation actually.
She is having relationship troubles with some guy, and she doesn't know if she wants to be with him or not, so she comes to me for help (they always do... ), and through my helping her we become really close. But then I fix her problem, and so she wants to give her boyfriend a chance to expand their relationship. I'm sorta kicked off to the side at the moment and hoping things go the way I want them to go.
Oh and she's damn good looking Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:...so she comes to me for help (they always do... ), and through my helping her we become really close.
Yeah, I've been there more times than I care to count. Always the friend; never the lover. Of course, even if nothing else happens, you've got a friend who'll hopefully never forget your kindness and caring.
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
Not this again...
*Closes portal to Eternal Abyss of Single's Despair and applies the putty* Slobodorf!
There, now stick to the semifunny cyber-abbreviations, kiddies. Nothing more to see here, please disperse, donations may be given to Cecil.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Why, does Cecil need money to get on the man-train?
Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :
The man-train isn't cheap. Not that I've travelled in / on(?) it for a while. Got a cosy spot on the woman wagon though....
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Well, by his own admission, UM enjoys both genders. . . 8)
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
"I got your 'woman wagon' right here! Complete with saddle and everything!"
Excerpt from Downward Spiral, final chapter: Flirting with Lesbians
Message!!
[ February 22, 2002, 12:00: Message edited by: G.K Nimrod ]
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Woman Wagon, eh? Funny, a website recently found Subaru wagons as the "Most lesbian Vehicle" sold.
I forget what the "Most Gay Vehicle" was...I think maybe a Volkswagen New Beetle?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
You drive a New Beetle?
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
quote:Originally posted by The359: I didn't really get the woman love. We're in a sticky situation actually.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMedy...!!!
I got the woman love last weekend. Many, many, manymanymanymanymanymanymanymanymany times.
"For some of you, this will mean much less mating; for the rest of us, much much MORE."
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"[80s]Come on do the locomotion with me![/80s]"
'80s?! Try 1962...
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
I don't drive a New Beetle, I drive an Oldsmobile Alero. You should know that, I posted pics of it.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
So you merely wish you could drive a New Beetle.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
*backhands Snay*
Shaddup... Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
That wasn't very nice. I can only assume you desire a New Beetle. What's that? You play Beetle Racing on Nintendo? Woah.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
The Wehrmacht used beetles. That's not something we should be joking about, nor would you wish to be associated with.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Beetle Racing on Nintendo? BAH! We don't need no stinkin Beetles!
WE GOT GRAN TURISMO 3 A-SPEC Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
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Monkey 1 on typewriter.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Well my woman love is now gone....
DAMNIT!
[ February 23, 2002, 10:51: Message edited by: The359 ]
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
My woman love has the flu.
But rest assured, I will be back on the woman wagon soon.
Tell then, I'm floating in luxury on the porn blimp.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Ya know... you're giving us quite an insight into your sexlife. Compensating for something, perhaps?
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Who, me or First?
Posted by Pos_21 (Member # 757) on :
both probably Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
You'd have to have a lovelife first, The359 Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
*backhands Snay*
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
*looks at the man-train and the woman wagon and then holds up her free lifetime admission pass to both*
Ahh.. the joys of being Bi-sexual.
Now if you'll exuse me, I must go make pancakes.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Wait, bisexual?! When did this happen?! And why wasn't I informed?
Charles you lucky son of a...
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Well, unless you're a completely different Matt "the" 359, I'd have to ask what you've been doing for about the last three or four years, 'cause you sure weren't paying attention. 8)
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
It must have been in all those interrogation threads or something, because I never read those...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Umm, the Jubilee didn't get in on the Interrogation threads until the seventh (and final) installment. And even then, all she did was join MaGiC in whipping and beating and dominating me. Er, I mean Charles.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
*is curious about interrogation threads*
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
No, no you're not.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
I'm intrigued about this discovery I have made...
Of course, who isn't? Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
"Spock.. I can't believe the Platonians made us into a man-train with their telekinesis"
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Isn't Vulcan supposed to be a fairly sunny (ie. arrid) planet? Well, I suppose the Vulcans wouldn't really go in much for sunbathing, but still Lt-Commander Pastywhites ain't lookin' so hot in that dress.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Ugh, and Shatner has man-boobs...
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
At least Nimoy's got his top on. I swear that man has the most mathematical chest hair I've ever seen.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: At least Nimoy's got his top on. I swear that man has the most mathematical chest hair I've ever seen.
I'm not entirely sure in what sense you mean this (ie. fractal algorithms for folicle placement or has the trademark chest hair of a mathematics enthusiast). Either way it's pretty damned funny.
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