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USS Vanguard
i hate clowns
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From the Onion, some new Shorthand for the Internet. I hope nobody uses some of these here. [Eek!]

LODLSM:
Logged On Dressed Like Sailor Moon

XIF:
Christ, I'm Fat

DYHTNTMBG:
Did you hear the new They Might Be Giants?

18/F/NYC:
Pockmarked 46-Year-Old in Bathrobe

IHTWBSAP:
I have trouble with basic spelling and punctuation

JEOMK:
Just ejaculated on my keyboard

NTBUSWAB:
Not to bring up Star Wars again, but...

TOMTB:
Taking off my training bra

CILYIMBF?:
Can I lock you in my basement forever?

HOGMP:
Hang On, getting more pringles

WSTS:
Weaping silently to self

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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger,
Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."-Mel Brooks

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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On the advice of my attorney, I must respectively assert my Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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The359
The bitch is back
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haha, I'm gonna have to start using those now...

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Or variations thereof:

JEOTMT.

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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Just Ejaculated on the Mother Trucker?

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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Just Ejaculated On The Man-Train?

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"Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising
I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing.
To hope's end I rode and to heart's breaking:
Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!"

The Battle of the Pelennor Fields.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"Just Ejaculated On The Man-Train?"

Wouldn't a more appropriate preposition be "in"?

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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Depends on if you were riding, 'in' it would be fine.. but if you were stadning at a point off to the side of the train then 'on' would fit better. Which train is this now?

*someone whispers in my ear*

What kind of train is that!?

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The359
The bitch is back
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It's a train that'll cost you $30 on the streetcorner.

Not that I know that or anything... [Big Grin]

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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I always knew that Matt "The359" Dock was a pimp...

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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The359
The bitch is back
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er, um, yeah... [Roll Eyes]

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
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He's not a pimp.

He's a customer.

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www.malnurturedsnay.net

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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"I'm not only the Pimp of the Man-Train, I'm also a client!" -- just call him Sy Sperling

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"Are you worried that your thoughts are not quite.. clear?"

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The359
The bitch is back
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Yeah yeah...

er, wait, I mean NO! [Mad]

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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