I believe I have found a new toy for you...if you happen to have $90,000 of course.
Just a normal old red Jeep Wrangler TJ with a few accesories, right?
WRONG
Check out under the hood, my friend: 450hp 8.0L Dodge Viper V10 baby!
I leave you to drool HERE! Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Yeah, I've seen this one written up before. Notice the exhaust, too.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Jeep porn, whee. . .
Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :
Damn it. Vogon stole my smart ass remark. Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Oh, c'mon, MIBbychops, show some ingenuity. Plenty more where that came from. Like:
"Ew! You can almost see her ovaries!" - Er, make that carburettors. . .
"Can you post the centerfold as well?"
"I had trouble getting into this thread, the pages were stuck together. . ." - After the topic goes onto more than one page (as it inevitably will)
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Poor Viper...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Wow. Now that's a Jeep I'd love to run over in my monster truck.
Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :
*backhands Sieg*
There shall be no destruction of a Viper V10 while I'm around!
This thing is a bit more insane: PT/10 Chrysler Lifestyle Vehicle. Same Viper V10 (except this is the 500hp 8.3L version), except this time wedged into a highly modified Chrysler PT Cruiser. Yummy...
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Oh, yeah:
"What do you reckon, real or fake?" "Fake, I can see where the implants went in."
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
**backhands 359mph**
So long as there are male genital size compensators like that available, I will drive a Saturn. Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Anyone who has driven a PT Cruiser would not say Yummy no matter what engine it had in it, they are garbage. Oh and Snay, did you see the learning chanel's special on 4 wheel drives the other night, they started out giving the virtues of jeeps and ended up talking about the most expensive 4wd, the lunar rover.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
That's all nice and good, but I'm a Ford man myself. Check this conversion out:
Posted by Matrix (Member # 376) on :
Just buy a used Hummer, they're the closest you can get to owning a tank. My neighbor has one and so far he hit a deer and all it did was crack the lense on the right head light. I still have some of the deer meat he gave to us when he hit it. Yummm... Bambi...
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Wednesday night, some friends of mine were at a concert. On the way back to the one guy's house, he hit a deer, messing up his headlight and fender. After leaving that guy's house, another friend hit another deer, killing it, and completely smashing the front end of his car, crumpling the hood, and smashing out the windshield.
Actually, it was his mom's car. His car was already broken and being fixed (busted throttle body). Great luck, eh?
Posted by Matrix (Member # 376) on :
But did they keep the deer an eat it? Bambi is very good meat (can't spell Vencine or however you spell it)
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Venison, actually. I've never really been able to stomach. My uncle and cousin enjoy hunting, and they've brought back lots of deer, squirrel, and assorted game fowl. I can't say that I like any of it.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
No, he didn't keep the deer. Just kicked it. In the head.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Do you know what is hilarious? Animal barbarism.
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
You're very strange.
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Tom, I think you're supposed to chime in here with the pictures of dead deer.
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