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The359
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I believe I have found a new toy for you...if you happen to have $90,000 of course.



Just a normal old red Jeep Wrangler TJ with a few accesories, right?

WRONG

Check out under the hood, my friend:

450hp 8.0L Dodge Viper V10 baby!

I leave you to drool HERE!

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-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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Malnurtured Snay
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Yeah, I've seen this one written up before. Notice the exhaust, too.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Jeep porn, whee. . .

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Damn it. Vogon stole my smart ass remark. [Smile]
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Lee
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Oh, c'mon, MIBbychops, show some ingenuity. Plenty more where that came from. Like:

  • "Ew! You can almost see her ovaries!" - Er, make that carburettors. . .
  • "Can you post the centerfold as well?"
  • "I had trouble getting into this thread, the pages were stuck together. . ." - After the topic goes onto more than one page (as it inevitably will)


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Poor Viper...
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Siegfried
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Wow. Now that's a Jeep I'd love to run over in my monster truck.

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The359
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*backhands Sieg*

There shall be no destruction of a Viper V10 while I'm around!

This thing is a bit more insane:

PT/10 Chrysler Lifestyle Vehicle. Same Viper V10 (except this is the 500hp 8.3L version), except this time wedged into a highly modified Chrysler PT Cruiser. Yummy...

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Oh, yeah:

  • "What do you reckon, real or fake?" "Fake, I can see where the implants went in."


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Siegfried
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**backhands 359mph**

So long as there are male genital size compensators like that available, I will drive a Saturn. [Razz]

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Grokca
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Anyone who has driven a PT Cruiser would not say Yummy no matter what engine it had in it, they are garbage.
Oh and Snay, did you see the learning chanel's special on 4 wheel drives the other night, they started out giving the virtues of jeeps and ended up talking about the most expensive 4wd, the lunar rover.

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Fabrux
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That's all nice and good, but I'm a Ford man myself. Check this conversion out:


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Matrix
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Just buy a used Hummer, they're the closest you can get to owning a tank. My neighbor has one and so far he hit a deer and all it did was crack the lense on the right head light. I still have some of the deer meat he gave to us when he hit it. Yummm... Bambi...

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Matrix
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TSN
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Wednesday night, some friends of mine were at a concert. On the way back to the one guy's house, he hit a deer, messing up his headlight and fender. After leaving that guy's house, another friend hit another deer, killing it, and completely smashing the front end of his car, crumpling the hood, and smashing out the windshield.

Actually, it was his mom's car. His car was already broken and being fixed (busted throttle body). Great luck, eh?

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Matrix
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But did they keep the deer an eat it? Bambi is very good meat (can't spell Vencine or however you spell it)

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