Not so risky.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I am unfortunate.
quote:Marriage of first cousins is illegal in 30 states...
Okay. Which twenty states allow cousin marriages? Or, rather, do I even need to guess about some of them?
[ April 05, 2002, 19:33: Message edited by: Siegfried ]
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
There's a link right in the article that tells you which states, fool... Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Eh, forget it. Texas allows cousin marriages straight up. I guess I ain't winning this one.
[ April 05, 2002, 20:04: Message edited by: Siegfried ]
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
And why are you looking this subject up Ultra?
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Although my first cousin IS a babe, what with her being a lifelong vegetarian who works out, (and being 1/4 Amerind might help, too...) I have absolutely no interest in shagging her. I'm quite happy with Julie, who is in no way related to me... at least not within 10 generations.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Doesn't this mean that millions of kids in Kentucky are bastards?
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Without any corroboration, I had already assumed that there were millions of bastards in Kentucky. Yay for presuppositions!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, Kentucky only has four million people in it total, so "millions of kids" might be a bit much. But I'm not sure I see what their illegitimacy has to do w/ anything in the first place.
Posted by BlueElectron (Member # 281) on :
quote:Okay. Which twenty states allow cousin marriages? Or, rather, do I even need to guess about some of them?
Why would you ask this question? Are you planning on doing something to your cousin?
quote:There's a link right in the article that tells you which states, fool...
Why would you pay extra attention to find this link, are you planning on doing something to your cousin too? Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Cancels holiday to Texas. Rapidly.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Mental note: Double efforts to get the hell out of Texas.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"Although my first cousin IS a babe, what with her being a lifelong vegetarian who works out."
Being a vegetarian makes you attractive? In my experience, being a vegetarian makes you a pain to take out for dinner in a group.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Unless you go out as a group of vegetarians...
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
To the best of my knowledge West Virginia does not allow cousins to marry, although, an aunt and uncle of mine married at 13, back about 1935 or so.
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
"an aunt and uncle of mine married at 13, back about 1935 or so"
It's a good thing it's not 1935 anymore. Whoo.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"Unless you go out as a group of vegetarians..."
Well, we might as well just go out as a group of flying elephants.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
quote:Being a vegetarian makes you attractive? In my experience, being a vegetarian makes you a pain to take out for dinner in a group.
What I meant was, the girl doesn't have an extraneous ounce of fat anywhere. She isn't skinny, she's just... hell, I don't know the descriptive term. Well-packaged, for a thirtysomething mother of one.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"...I don't know the descriptive term."
"Mesomorphic"?
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
I think what Rob is trying to say is that she has bumps and grooves in all the right places, laid out in a very pleasing manner.
Though why we are discussing peoples cousins is still a bit of a mystery. Next time, can we discuss goats or something?
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
whatever floats your goat, man
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
That Daryus. He's such a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd boy.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote: It's a good thing it's not 1935 anymore. Whoo.
The really funny part was that they didn't divorce for many years, even though they didn't live together very long. He moved away, and after they were both elderly, she was still able to draw Black Lung money from being married to him.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
*Kills Sieggy completely and utterly dead*
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
CaptainMike starts the goat sex jokes, and I'm the one that Liam chooses to punish. Is there no justice in this world?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
*Kills Seiggy again, since he wasn't paying attention the first time*
While Mikey's was bad, your was 7 billion times worse.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
It was not! It was funny! I still don't see why I'm the one being killed in cold blood and not CaptainMike. What's the matter? Did I hit too close to home? If so, I apologize. My baaaaaaaaaaaahd.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
I think you got his goat Seiggy
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
i didnt start it.. the person before started the goat sex jokes. and might i add that this is a thread about people who desire the legality of incest?
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Shelbyvillians
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
I agree with CaptnMike. What the hell are you guys on?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Prozac, valium, amaretto, polo mallets, and lots and lots of Viagra cocktails.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Seiggy, viagra at your age, don't men always have a permament erection at your age anyway. You won't even be able to sleep at night. Well at least you won't roll out of bed.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Viagra cocktails are fruity and delicious. It's the name of an alcoholic beverage that my friend makes that doesn't really have any Viagra in it.
As far as permanent erections go, umm..., while I know guys (and girls) with the sexual excitement of bunnies, I have not experienced that level of fervor since I was about twenty. That's about the age I realized that girls will only break your heart, sex isn't all that important anyway, and I have other things needing my attention anyway.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Feel this man's pain. Feel it.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I want to post something dirty here, but the lead voice in my head won't let me.
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