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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Not so risky.
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Siegfried
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I am unfortunate. [Eek!]

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Marriage of first cousins is illegal in 30 states...
Okay. Which twenty states allow cousin marriages? Or, rather, do I even need to guess about some of them?

[ April 05, 2002, 19:33: Message edited by: Siegfried ]

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The359
The bitch is back
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There's a link right in the article that tells you which states, fool... [Roll Eyes]

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Siegfried
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Eh, forget it. Texas allows cousin marriages straight up. I guess I ain't winning this one.

[ April 05, 2002, 20:04: Message edited by: Siegfried ]

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Mikey T
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And why are you looking this subject up Ultra?

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First of Two
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Although my first cousin IS a babe, what with her being a lifelong vegetarian who works out, (and being 1/4 Amerind might help, too...) I have absolutely no interest in shagging her. I'm quite happy with Julie, who is in no way related to me... at least not within 10 generations.

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Grokca
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Doesn't this mean that millions of kids in Kentucky are bastards?

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capped
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Without any corroboration, I had already assumed that there were millions of bastards in Kentucky. Yay for presuppositions!

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TSN
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Well, Kentucky only has four million people in it total, so "millions of kids" might be a bit much. But I'm not sure I see what their illegitimacy has to do w/ anything in the first place.
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BlueElectron
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quote:
Okay. Which twenty states allow cousin marriages? Or, rather, do I even need to guess about some of them?
Why would you ask this question? Are you planning on doing something to your cousin? [Big Grin]

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There's a link right in the article that tells you which states, fool...
Why would you pay extra attention to find this link, are you planning on doing something to your cousin too? [Big Grin]

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Wraith
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Cancels holiday to Texas. Rapidly.

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Siegfried
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Mental note: Double efforts to get the hell out of Texas.
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PsyLiam
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"Although my first cousin IS a babe, what with her being a lifelong vegetarian who works out."

Being a vegetarian makes you attractive? In my experience, being a vegetarian makes you a pain to take out for dinner in a group.

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bX
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Unless you go out as a group of vegetarians...

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Kosh
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To the best of my knowledge West Virginia does not allow cousins to marry, although, an aunt and uncle of mine married at 13, back about 1935 or so.

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