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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
The blonde pulled up beside a big truck and yelled to the driver, "Excuse me sir, but you are losing part of you load." The drive yelled back thanks.
The truck pulled away from the light, with the blonde following along to the next light, both stopping, and the blonde again yelled to the driver, "Excuse me sir, but you are losing part of you load." The drive yelled back thanks again.
They took off from the light again, the blonde following the big truck and pulling up beside it at the next light, yelling up to the driver again that he was losing part of his load.
The driver looked down at the blonde and said, "But lady, this is a salt truck...."
 

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
OK I had to think about this one a little - coming from someone who lives in a place that is sub-tropical. BUT I got it - LOL!
 

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Posted by Phoenix (Member # 966) on :
 

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Originally posted by AndrewR:
OK I had to think about this one a little - coming from someone who lives in a place that is sub-tropical. BUT I got it - LOL!

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To me, a "salt truck" is a truck that carries salt, so I had to think about it quite a bit.

Kind of spoils the joke...
 

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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
Heh, cute. A shame that it finally gets stuck in a loop after a dozen or so...
 

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Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
You clicked it a dozen times?!?
man, don't try your luck with the free porn sites: we might never hear from you again!
 

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 

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Originally posted by Phoenix:

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Originally posted by AndrewR:
OK I had to think about this one a little - coming from someone who lives in a place that is sub-tropical. BUT I got it - LOL!

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To me, a "salt truck" is a truck that carries salt, so I had to think about it quite a bit.

Kind of spoils the joke...

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OK - I didn't click the link - I gathered the joke was on the next line. And A salt truck here wouldn't be dropping any salt - actually how the hell would they transport salt? Like sugar?

Anyway - there are no de-icing salt trucks here in a Sub-Tropical city.

I'll click the link then - I hope it's nothing too bad!

Andrew
 

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 

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Originally posted by Jason Abbadon:
You clicked it a dozen times?!?
man, don't try your luck with the free porn sites: we might never hear from you again!

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LOL! "After all this clicking my Penis should reach from here to Mexico!"
 

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Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
 
I clicked a over a dozen times... somehow I ended up in a lesbian porn site. Go figure I'm not excited.
 

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Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
 
*cough* got link? *cough*
 

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Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
 
Because a google search comes up with no matches for it, what with it being so hard to find and all.
 

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Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
They have pronography of women having sex with other women? On the internet? Why that's fantastic! Two women, huh? Without any irksomely muscular men to which I might subliminally be attracted? That's wonderful.

Bristling with newfound confidence and finally comfortable with my choice in pornography, I will at last be able to tell my mother decisively that I am not gay. Could there be any finer Mother's Day gift?
 

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Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
 
If lesbian porn is any indication, another woman.
 

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