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The blonde pulled up beside a big truck and yelled to the driver, "Excuse me sir, but you are losing part of you load." The drive yelled back thanks. The truck pulled away from the light, with the blonde following along to the next light, both stopping, and the blonde again yelled to the driver, "Excuse me sir, but you are losing part of you load." The drive yelled back thanks again. They took off from the light again, the blonde following the big truck and pulling up beside it at the next light, yelling up to the driver again that he was losing part of his load. The driver looked down at the blonde and said, "But lady, this is a salt truck...."
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quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: OK I had to think about this one a little - coming from someone who lives in a place that is sub-tropical. BUT I got it - LOL!
To me, a "salt truck" is a truck that carries salt, so I had to think about it quite a bit.
Kind of spoils the joke...
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Heh, cute. A shame that it finally gets stuck in a loop after a dozen or so...
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You clicked it a dozen times?!? man, don't try your luck with the free porn sites: we might never hear from you again!
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quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: OK I had to think about this one a little - coming from someone who lives in a place that is sub-tropical. BUT I got it - LOL!
To me, a "salt truck" is a truck that carries salt, so I had to think about it quite a bit.
Kind of spoils the joke...
OK - I didn't click the link - I gathered the joke was on the next line. And A salt truck here wouldn't be dropping any salt - actually how the hell would they transport salt? Like sugar?
Anyway - there are no de-icing salt trucks here in a Sub-Tropical city.
I'll click the link then - I hope it's nothing too bad!
Andrew
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quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: You clicked it a dozen times?!? man, don't try your luck with the free porn sites: we might never hear from you again!
LOL! "After all this clicking my Penis should reach from here to Mexico!"
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I clicked a over a dozen times... somehow I ended up in a lesbian porn site. Go figure I'm not excited.
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They have pronography of women having sex with other women? On the internet? Why that's fantastic! Two women, huh? Without any irksomely muscular men to which I might subliminally be attracted? That's wonderful.
Bristling with newfound confidence and finally comfortable with my choice in pornography, I will at last be able to tell my mother decisively that I am not gay. Could there be any finer Mother's Day gift?
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