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Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :

This summer, I decided to work to get out of the house away from boredom and the Korean soap operas my little sister watches. I decided to head back to retail and started interviewing in June for office positions but came up empty. I then tried retail again since I worked at American Eagle Outfitters during Fall 2002 and went on an interview with Abercrombie and Fitch... and didn't get a job with them. Five blonds did. I've decided to apply to a different Abercrombie and Fitch store again this week to see if that class action lawsuit filed by minorities would impact on how my old manager told me A&F hires its sales staff. Am I crazy to try to apply to Abercrombie again?

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Hey, I was thinking about starting a thread about my sleek new job in the growing field of death-related media.

Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :

You write obituaries?

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Cartmaniac:
You write obituaries?

That, or necrophelia porn! [Smile]

Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :

If worse comes to worse, there is always the Gap.

Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :

What's Gap got to do with Necrophelic porn? Or don't I want to know?

Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :

I just got back from my interview from A&F... strange interview though. Out of the six people there, I was the Asian, one was Armenian, and the rest were White. There was this very cute tall blond boy who just moved to the San Fernando Valley area after graduating Cal Poly who I saw later having a chat with the store manager after the group interview. Am I getting a little bit paranoid here?

And Gap doesn't come close to showing porn unlike Abercrombie and Fitch. I think I'll try a little experiment with my identical twin friends Kyle and Kristian to see if there's no way in hell I'm working at A&F and might just join that class action law suit against the company.

Posted by ZARDOZ (Member # 1064) on :

Have you considered a job at Hooter's ?

sorry, had to go there.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

he does look good dressed as a girl...

Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :

Now why would I want to work at a place with a bunch of barely dressed waitresses with big boobs for? Besides, I don't like beer.

Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge:
Now why would I want to work at a place with a bunch of barely dressed waitresses with big boobs for? Besides, I don't like beer.

...if you have to ask you'll never understand.

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

I wanna work at Hooters!!!! If there was one here locally, you'd better BELIEVE I'd have applied by now! Whoo, hoo!!!!!!!! [Big Grin]

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Oh no. I am drowning in the ejaculate of the collective masturbatory fantasy opened up on that one.

Way to go.

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Now, now, UM, we have to make allowances for the youngsters. Where LOA goes, their hormones follow. In overdrive.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

ah, the imagery