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Mikey T
Driven
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This summer, I decided to work to get out of the house away from boredom and the Korean soap operas my little sister watches. I decided to head back to retail and started interviewing in June for office positions but came up empty. I then tried retail again since I worked at American Eagle Outfitters during Fall 2002 and went on an interview with Abercrombie and Fitch... and didn't get a job with them. Five blonds did. I've decided to apply to a different Abercrombie and Fitch store again this week to see if that class action lawsuit filed by minorities would impact on how my old manager told me A&F hires its sales staff. Am I crazy to try to apply to Abercrombie again?

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Hey, I was thinking about starting a thread about my sleek new job in the growing field of death-related media.
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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You write obituaries?
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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
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quote:
Originally posted by Cartmaniac:
You write obituaries?

That, or necrophelia porn! [Smile]

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Gvsualan
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If worse comes to worse, there is always the Gap.

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Hey, it only took 13 years for me to figure out my password...

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Wraith
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What's Gap got to do with Necrophelic porn? Or don't I want to know?

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"I am an almost extinct breed, an old-fashioned gentleman, which means I can be a cast-iron son-of-a-bitch when it suits me." --Jubal Harshaw

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Mikey T
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I just got back from my interview from A&F... strange interview though. Out of the six people there, I was the Asian, one was Armenian, and the rest were White. There was this very cute tall blond boy who just moved to the San Fernando Valley area after graduating Cal Poly who I saw later having a chat with the store manager after the group interview. Am I getting a little bit paranoid here?

And Gap doesn't come close to showing porn unlike Abercrombie and Fitch. I think I'll try a little experiment with my identical twin friends Kyle and Kristian to see if there's no way in hell I'm working at A&F and might just join that class action law suit against the company.

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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ZARDOZ
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Have you considered a job at Hooter's ?


sorry, had to go there.

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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he does look good dressed as a girl...
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Mikey T
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Now why would I want to work at a place with a bunch of barely dressed waitresses with big boobs for? Besides, I don't like beer.

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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Styrofoaman
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quote:
Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge:
Now why would I want to work at a place with a bunch of barely dressed waitresses with big boobs for? Besides, I don't like beer.

...if you have to ask you'll never understand.

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Like A Bat Out Of Hell...

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LOA
Migraine Mistress
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I wanna work at Hooters!!!! If there was one here locally, you'd better BELIEVE I'd have applied by now! Whoo, hoo!!!!!!!! [Big Grin]

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Oh no. I am drowning in the ejaculate of the collective masturbatory fantasy opened up on that one.

Way to go.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Now, now, UM, we have to make allowances for the youngsters. Where LOA goes, their hormones follow. In overdrive.

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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ah, the imagery
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