Okay, we all get junk mail. Penis enlargements, college degrees, girls weeing on each other, and so forth. I, like everyone else, ignores them. But this one caught my eye:
quote: I am creating a web directory, The-Insight.com, and would like to include your website Flare.solareclipse.net under the "religion/christianity/protestant" category. If you'd like to be added, please follow this url:
We shall put all our efforts into having your link up in less than 24 hours; and if you find our site useful for your visitors, please add a reciprocal link.
First of all, they're the first people who realise that I actually own this place, and that Charles is just a puppet.
And second of all, of all the catagories to put this place under, isn't "religion/christianity/protestant" just a little bit odd?
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
That is just brimming over with wrongability.
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
OMGWTFBBQ
Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :
Well, at least it wasn't "Universal-Life-Church".....which piques my interest, if only because of its lesser known cousin "Universal-Death-Church"
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
I'll have you know, it's the Omniersal-Death-Church, thank you very much.
Jusus-mary-mother-of-christ-on-a-greased-up-pogo-stick, Flare is being considered as something for their ""religion/christianity/protestant" category?!?
It may be a teeny-tiny shock to their conservative site viewers to hear the blasphemy and crude jokes Omega makes about religion.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, if a computer were to scan the Flameboard and try to figure out what this place is about, I suspect religion would come up pretty high on the list.
So, Liam, did you follow the link to get us added to their list?
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Maybe they just figured we needed saving. I wonder is the Star Wars sites are listed under "religion/christianity/protestant/jedi"?
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Flare is the true religion! And if anyone argues, we have waves of suicide nerds ready to strike!!
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
What, targeting their computers????
Today in Catrall, Illinois a suicide nerd unleashed a devestating attack on a computer when he blew himself up while screaming, 'Flare' repeatedly. The computers owner was heard to mumble, 'WTF?' while surveying the damage.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
I wonder is the Star Wars sites are listed under "religion/christianity/protestant/jedi"?
Probably under religion/hokey/Force/jedi and religion/hokey/Force/sith. B)
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
PAGANISM AND AGNOSTICISM ALL THE WAY!!!!
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
I like antagonism much better....
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Actually I seem to remember getting some spam links claiming I owned Flare as well, but I don't think any of them had anything to do with religion. I merely deleted them as normal.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Of all the things this forum can be listed under... religion is not one of the ones I think about.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Yes, well, porn/gay/midget was not available yet. B)
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
YOu forgot the onligitory degeneration os all threads into the realms of necrophillia or beastiality.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Or bad spelling.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Me am good spler . Goad typist two.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Gee, a rolei's....
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Wraith loves me like a brother. I can tell.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
You know me so well...
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
That's because I was cloned from you to replace you...but...er...then they decided against it.... and now I kinda need your internal organs and blood and stuff.
I'm sending some people by around seven to collect them, okay?
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Stop talking. Now.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
But...if I made a movie based on that premise and released it the week before a Lord Of the Rings film, It'd be sure to make tons of cash! I'd blame all the fans otherwise...
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: Wraith loves me like a brother. I can tell.
Now, if you knew his thoughts on incest you may well keep you mouth shut..... Butt who knows....
Posted by Starship Salvage Ops (Member # 1212) on :
I would steeer clear of this bunch I it were my board.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
quote:thoughts on incest you may well keep you mouth shut..... Butt who knows....
Freudian slip there, Ritten? Posted by WizArtist (Member # 1095) on :
And I thought the US was in trouble when we elected a First Lady and President from Arkansas named Hill and Billy.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: That's because I was cloned from you to replace you...but...er...then they decided against it....
That explains so much...
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
'non-viable' I believe was the term.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote:Originally posted by Charles Capps: OMGWTFBBQ
Have I got this right?
Oh My God What The Fuck Barbeque ?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
You'll have to ask Something Awful.
And there's no 'q' in "barbecue".
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
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