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Okay, we all get junk mail. Penis enlargements, college degrees, girls weeing on each other, and so forth. I, like everyone else, ignores them. But this one caught my eye:
quote: I am creating a web directory, The-Insight.com, and would like to include your website Flare.solareclipse.net under the "religion/christianity/protestant" category. If you'd like to be added, please follow this url:
We shall put all our efforts into having your link up in less than 24 hours; and if you find our site useful for your visitors, please add a reciprocal link.
First of all, they're the first people who realise that I actually own this place, and that Charles is just a puppet.
And second of all, of all the catagories to put this place under, isn't "religion/christianity/protestant" just a little bit odd?
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Cartman
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That is just brimming over with wrongability.
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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern. It is noted and stupid.
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OMGWTFBBQ
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Well, at least it wasn't "Universal-Life-Church".....which piques my interest, if only because of its lesser known cousin "Universal-Death-Church"
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I'll have you know, it's the Omniersal-Death-Church, thank you very much.
Jusus-mary-mother-of-christ-on-a-greased-up-pogo-stick, Flare is being considered as something for their ""religion/christianity/protestant" category?!?
It may be a teeny-tiny shock to their conservative site viewers to hear the blasphemy and crude jokes Omega makes about religion.
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Well, if a computer were to scan the Flameboard and try to figure out what this place is about, I suspect religion would come up pretty high on the list.
So, Liam, did you follow the link to get us added to their list?
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Today in Catrall, Illinois a suicide nerd unleashed a devestating attack on a computer when he blew himself up while screaming, 'Flare' repeatedly. The computers owner was heard to mumble, 'WTF?' while surveying the damage.
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Cartman
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I wonder is the Star Wars sites are listed under "religion/christianity/protestant/jedi"?
Probably under religion/hokey/Force/jedi and religion/hokey/Force/sith. B)
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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PAGANISM AND AGNOSTICISM ALL THE WAY!!!!
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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-------------------- "You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus "Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers A leek too, pretty much a negi.....
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Actually I seem to remember getting some spam links claiming I owned Flare as well, but I don't think any of them had anything to do with religion. I merely deleted them as normal.
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Of all the things this forum can be listed under... religion is not one of the ones I think about.
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Cartman
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Yes, well, porn/gay/midget was not available yet. B)
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