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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Yeah, it's safe to say that he got ripped off.
 

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Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
I wonder what the other passengers on board do to him when they had to use the bathroom.
 

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Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
"At one point, the airplane experienced turbulence and Mutlu sat on the toilet seat without a seat belt, causing him "tremendous fear," the lawsuit said."

Hope he didn't crap his pants.
 

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Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 

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Originally posted by Mars Needs Women:
"At one point, the airplane experienced turbulence and Mutlu sat on the toilet seat without a seat belt, causing him "tremendous fear," the lawsuit said."

Hope he didn't crap his pants.

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Originally posted by Sean:

WHich leads me to ask-

Why in hell did he think there would be a seatbelt in the bathroom?
( i've never been on a plane before, so I can't say for sure) [/QB]

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I think you need to go outside and smell the jet-fuel kiddo

But what a bummer, seriously. Poor guy should have made a commotion before getting on the damned plane. I mean, if someone gave away my seat I'd be pissed as fuck.
 

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Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
 
Man, I've flown a lot, and I'm sick of it. A two hour flight, oh yeah sure, but it still takes all day. A train trip that takes all day just takes all day, you know what I mean? Plus it's safer and you don't have big guys with blue gloves shoving Probity Probes in your orifices while eying you like you're a suicide bomber.
 

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Posted by HopefulNebula (Member # 1933) on :
 
The last time I got felt up by TSA, I had to fight the urge to say "Two by two, hands of blue." They probably wouldn't have gotten it -- I think they have to have their senses of humor surgically removed.
 

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Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
 
I think they would have surgically removed yours, as well. Via your rectum, manually. Have I mentioned my passionate dislike for those frakkers?
 

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 

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Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
Man, I've flown a lot, and I'm sick of it. A two hour flight, oh yeah sure, but it still takes all day. A train trip that takes all day just takes all day, you know what I mean? Plus it's safer and you don't have big guys with blue gloves shoving Probity Probes in your orifices while eying you like you're a suicide bomber.

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Alec Baldwin in last week's 30Rock called that his "Freedom Search".
 

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Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 

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Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
I think they would have surgically removed yours, as well. Via your rectum, manually. Have I mentioned my passionate dislike for those frakkers?

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Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
I get cameras up my ass.

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Why do I get mental images of this being a show on Fox?
 

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Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 

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Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
Family history of colon cancer. I get cameras up my ass.

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Fingers are bigger.
 

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Posted by HopefulNebula (Member # 1933) on :
 
They're also warmer.
 

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Posted by Reverend (Member # 335) on :
 
...and if they like you, they might just buy you breakfast.
 

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Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
 
Cameras take longer
 

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Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
But still At the age of 15, I should not be getting ANYTHING up my ass. Either way, that astro lube stuff they use does not go away. It makes going to the loo so awkward.
 

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Posted by Reverend (Member # 335) on :
 
Get used to it. As you get older you'll find your doctor become increasing preoccupied with your arsehole.
Personally I've managed to avoid it so far...except that time I strained myself after using my body to prop up a quarter ton lift motor over a five story drop. That was fun.
 

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Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
Ugh...

I'd love to know why my neurologist was so concerned with my poop chute though.
 

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Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
Speaking from experience, are we?
I can see the thesis paper now..."Comparitive tempatures between rectal imagers and the human finger"

I'v never been groped by TSA before- each time I fly, I have to explain the leg brace thingie (as it sometimes has metal clasps for ace-wraps) and I get no hassle- just the wand treatment.

I once wore a great velvet dress-shirt with metal buttons into the airport and thankfully had presence of mind to change into a T-shirt in the bathroom before going through security.
Could've been a hassle.
 

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Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 

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Speaking from experience, are we?
I can see the thesis paper now..."Comparitive tempatures between rectal imagers and the human finger"

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Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
Cameras take longer

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Originally posted by Sean:
I'd love to know why my neurologist was so concerned with my poop chute though.

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The shortest route for the lobotomy?
 

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Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
He was actualy doing it to check my innards for any signs that they may be reacting the wrong way to the medication that he idioticly prescribed me. But good guess.
 

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Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :
 
"each time I fly, I have to explain the leg brace thingie"

How is you leg these days? It's been going on for YEARS now.
 

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Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
He doesn't have legs anymore, just treads.
 

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Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
Yeah, I've been reading the medical issues thread, and all of LOA's, Peregrinus's, Jason's, and... Jay the Obscure's medical problems make any of mine seem pretty minor. How is everyone doing on that front?
 

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Well, Jay is dead, Liz & Jonah have passed beyond the rim with Frank, & Jason is like Galen, showing up when you want him least & need him mo--no, need him least, too.
 

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Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
I knew of the first, and I had heard that Jonah is doing better, but I have not heard much about Liz and Jason recently, and I have no idea who Frank is.

I just recently got over a week long migrane, so bad infact that I seem to have built up a tolerance to Motrin, and had to be prescribed Tylenol with Codine for the, literally, mind numbing pain. I almost can't wait for this school year to be over. I have missed about 40-ish days now.
 

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Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
 
I find myself sleeping for 23 hours at a time. If I had any money I'd see a doctor. If I die, please, seriously, all of you people pitch in to buy a headstone and have that engraved on it: "IF HE'D HAD MONEY, HE'D HAVE SEEN A DOCTOR"
 

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Have you considered purchasing an alarm clock?
 

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 

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Originally posted by Sean:
I knew of the first, and I had heard that Jonah is doing better, but I have not heard much about Liz and Jason recently, and I have no idea who Frank is.

I just recently got over a week long migrane, so bad infact that I seem to have built up a tolerance to Motrin, and had to be prescribed Tylenol with Codine for the, literally, mind numbing pain. I almost can't wait for this school year to be over. I have missed about 40-ish days now.

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Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
I find myself sleeping for 23 hours at a time. If I had any money I'd see a doctor. If I die, please, seriously, all of you people pitch in to buy a headstone and have that engraved on it: "IF HE'D HAD MONEY, HE'D HAVE SEEN A DOCTOR"

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Have you considered seeing a doctor? It might be the opposite of insomnia. Perhaps a hormonal imbalance, or a medication you're on?
 

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Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
 
Not on any meds. I am chemically free!
 

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Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
I forget what that feels like.
 

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
You remind me of Hannelore. You really do.
 

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Bizarro Hanners, maybe.
 

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Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
Gee, thanks. Actually, now that I look at it, I am beginning to sound like an old man. I wake up acheing, go to bed complaining, and bitch about everything.
 

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Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
 
Aww. Widdle Seany's gwowing up!
 

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 

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Originally posted by Sean:
Gee, thanks. Actually, now that I look at it, I am beginning to sound like an old man. I wake up acheing, go to bed complaining, and bitch about everything.

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