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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
But how much are you actually worth dead?

Me: $4125.
 
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
$5565 WOOT!
 
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
$4700. Yeah!
 
Posted by Josh (Member # 1884) on :
 
Whoever gets max has to be like super strait edge.

Anyway, $5255
 
Posted by HopefulNebula (Member # 1933) on :
 
$5225. Not bad.
 
Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :
 
Not my own body, but I seem to have maxed it out at $10,340...

Correction: $11,350.
 
Posted by Reverend (Member # 335) on :
 
$4640. Finally I can put a price on my sense of self worth!
 
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
Well, now I know how much to expect if I ever want to sell my soul.
 
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
 
$3540!
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
I'm a 70-year old, obese, one-legged, bald albino dwarf who eats anti-psychotic medicine, molasses and fried-black porkchops (chased down with two pints of malt liquor) four times per day, and apparently my fetid body's worth 6685 dallahs! That's 2000 more than my original score!

I...I need to get with the program! *whips out porkchop over bunsen burner*
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Also, my boss Mr Fett has noticed the use of one of his trademark phrases for commercial porpoises.
Carlos Saltahna, you'll be sent a cease-and-desist through the holonet and 24 hrs after that a death-by-slush-puppy-brainfreeze. Ouch!
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
$4090. I feel cheap.
 
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Nim:
I'm a 70-year old, obese, one-legged, bald albino dwarf who eats anti-psychotic medicine, molasses and fried-black porkchops (chased down with two pints of malt liquor) four times per day, and apparently my fetid body's worth 6685 dallahs! That's 2000 more than my original score!

I...I need to get with the program! *whips out porkchop over bunsen burner*

So what does that mean, the worse you abuse your body, the higher it's worth? I was thinking black market terms, like scavenging organs for dying gazillionaires or something like that. Surely my better-than-average-health body is worth more than it is......
 
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
 
I think the point was how much medical schools would pay for your body.
 
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
You would think they would want the more healthier ones, unless they have some morbid fascination with decrepid, decaying, disgusting bodies....
 
Posted by HopefulNebula (Member # 1933) on :
 
Or people with rare disorders, Saltah'na. Healthy cadavers of various ages and genders can be used for all manner of things. But you can't use them to study diseases they didn't have.
 
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
 
Yeah, they're not for anatomy studies. They're for seeing, for example, what a smoker's lung looks like, or what a giant fatal tumor of the right asscheek looks like.
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
$5840
Mostly it jacked up from that painkiller question.

I have more money than that in my checking account- can I buy a better body?
I'll swap my brain into Omega's body for the election and scare all his friends by becoming an Obama voulenteer.

Awww yeah.
 
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
 
You have more money than that in your checking account? Can I borrow your checkbook?

Seriously, I don't even remember my parents ever having more than $1,000 for more than a few days...maybe I'm just poor white trash...
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
Only because I took a loan off my 401K to get a new (hoopty) car, new computer and catch up on medical bills...
Also, drugs, hookers and assorted sundry illicit expenses that must be addressed posthaste. [Wink]

I'm hoping to keep some rainy day money once all the dust settles.
 
Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :
 
Hmmm $4025. Not happy.
 
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
$3500

I tried to copy/paste the result, but the board didn't like the code.
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MaGiC:
Hmmm $4025. Not happy.

Heeey now- we've got over 10 large between us!
Party Time! [Big Grin]

I'm down to $5500 after buying a crazy computer and paying off a bunch-o-bills, rent and blowing a bunch on DVD's Full Metal Alchemist. Iron Man, Dark City (director's edition), etc.
And some barbecue.

Still looking for a cheap car though.
 
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
 
$4675. That wouldn't cover my tuition fees!

Plus I could beat 25 five year olds in a fight, could survive being lost on the moon and can name 106 countries in five minutes (but only spell 105 it seems).
 
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
 
$4675 wouldn't cover my NEED for polystyrene and Tenax-7.

Of course I don't build in 1/2500th either [Big Grin]
 
Posted by bX (Member # 419) on :
 
$5125 is barely half my budget for this picture. I really need to get some more bodies in on this. (And here I was thinking vegetarianism was going to be worth something in my later years.)
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by WizArtist II:
$4675 wouldn't cover my NEED for polystyrene and Tenax-7.

Of course I don't build in 1/2500th either [Big Grin]

I just got ten 24x36 styrene sheets from the signshop manager at work- it's like blank canvas waiting for paint.
Got two lbs. of Aves Apoxie Sculpt too....time to scratchbuild some ships!
I'm thinking of a cruiser version of Rev's Surak....I have nacelles half done allready. [Cool]
 


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