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Saltah'na
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But how much are you actually worth dead?

Me: $4125.

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Mars Needs Women
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$5565 WOOT!
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Sean
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$4700. Yeah!

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Josh
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Whoever gets max has to be like super strait edge.

Anyway, $5255

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HopefulNebula
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$5225. Not bad.

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The Vorlon
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Not my own body, but I seem to have maxed it out at $10,340...

Correction: $11,350.

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$4640. Finally I can put a price on my sense of self worth!

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Sean
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Well, now I know how much to expect if I ever want to sell my soul.

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Daniel Butler
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$3540!
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Nim
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I'm a 70-year old, obese, one-legged, bald albino dwarf who eats anti-psychotic medicine, molasses and fried-black porkchops (chased down with two pints of malt liquor) four times per day, and apparently my fetid body's worth 6685 dallahs! That's 2000 more than my original score!

I...I need to get with the program! *whips out porkchop over bunsen burner*

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Nim
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Also, my boss Mr Fett has noticed the use of one of his trademark phrases for commercial porpoises.
Carlos Saltahna, you'll be sent a cease-and-desist through the holonet and 24 hrs after that a death-by-slush-puppy-brainfreeze. Ouch!

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Omega
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$4090. I feel cheap.

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Saltah'na
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quote:
Originally posted by Nim:
I'm a 70-year old, obese, one-legged, bald albino dwarf who eats anti-psychotic medicine, molasses and fried-black porkchops (chased down with two pints of malt liquor) four times per day, and apparently my fetid body's worth 6685 dallahs! That's 2000 more than my original score!

I...I need to get with the program! *whips out porkchop over bunsen burner*

So what does that mean, the worse you abuse your body, the higher it's worth? I was thinking black market terms, like scavenging organs for dying gazillionaires or something like that. Surely my better-than-average-health body is worth more than it is......

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Daniel Butler
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I think the point was how much medical schools would pay for your body.
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Saltah'na
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You would think they would want the more healthier ones, unless they have some morbid fascination with decrepid, decaying, disgusting bodies....

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