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Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
 
OK, this item trumps the "Keyboard Pants"

No-Key Keyboard

My wife said she can see why MEN would want it.....
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"My wife said she can see why MEN would want it....."

I don't get it. All I can think is that it would be something to do with men liking new gadgets? But this doesn't seem like the sort of thing that fits that stereotype.
 
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
 
Think of it as being on the upper front torso of a human female.
 
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
WTF? This strikes me as a ridiculously complicated solution. I'd hate to see any WPM statistics for those people...

Besides, wouldn't this end up putting strain on different parts of the wrist joints instead?
 
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
Yeah, I don't think I could ever get used to something like that.
 
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
 
So, wait, you fondle the electric boobs to type?

Does that mean that girlfriends will soon be able to decipher what we are realy thinking by the way we feel them up, as we subconsiously type about that hot girl in the office that always wears slutty dresses?
 
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
 
An afterthought - was this advert posted on April 1st?
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"Think of it as being on the upper front torso of a human female."

Oh. They'd be horribly misshapen, but I get it now.
 
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
Even less impressive than the Segway.
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
Reminds me of the old Nintendo console where games would have various easter eggs if you moved the arrows in a specific pattern.

Next they'll make a Rubix Cube that types as you turn it- it'd be about as useful.
 


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