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WizArtist II
"How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock? "
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OK, this item trumps the "Keyboard Pants"

No-Key Keyboard

My wife said she can see why MEN would want it.....

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"My wife said she can see why MEN would want it....."

I don't get it. All I can think is that it would be something to do with men liking new gadgets? But this doesn't seem like the sort of thing that fits that stereotype.

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WizArtist II
"How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock? "
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Think of it as being on the upper front torso of a human female.

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MinutiaeMan
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WTF? This strikes me as a ridiculously complicated solution. I'd hate to see any WPM statistics for those people...

Besides, wouldn't this end up putting strain on different parts of the wrist joints instead?

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Mars Needs Women
Sexy Funmobile
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Yeah, I don't think I could ever get used to something like that.
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The Ginger Beacon
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So, wait, you fondle the electric boobs to type?

Does that mean that girlfriends will soon be able to decipher what we are realy thinking by the way we feel them up, as we subconsiously type about that hot girl in the office that always wears slutty dresses?

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The Ginger Beacon
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An afterthought - was this advert posted on April 1st?

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I have plenty of experience in biology. I bought a Tamagotchi in 1998... And... it's still alive.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"Think of it as being on the upper front torso of a human female."

Oh. They'd be horribly misshapen, but I get it now.

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Kosh
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Even less impressive than the Segway.

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Jason Abbadon
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Reminds me of the old Nintendo console where games would have various easter eggs if you moved the arrows in a specific pattern.

Next they'll make a Rubix Cube that types as you turn it- it'd be about as useful.

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